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Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our anniversary. I had cooked him a romantic meal and we were planning on eating it in front of the fire. This would have gone great had I not forgotten to unblock the chimney. My entire basement filled with smoke and didn't clear for three hours. FML
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On 01/30/2013 at 11:02pm - misc - by anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, after months of lacking intimacy in our relationship, my girlfriend decided to spice things up by covering her naked body with whipped cream. Except, we didn't have any in the fridge, so instead I had to politely lick shaving cream off of her while fighting the urge to vomit. FML
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On 01/28/2013 at 12:03am - intimacy - by yourmainman (man) - Canada
Today, I found out that there's something my new wife hates more than spiders. Black people. FML
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On 01/03/2013 at 9:19pm - health - by WellShit (man) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, my wife and I had a fight, which I thought we resolved. Later, while painting the kitchen, I told her to change into an old shirt she didn't care about. She made a huge show of putting her wedding gown on, veil and all. FML
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On 01/01/2013 at 4:33pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)
Today, at the age of 29, I now have a relationship on par with a teenager's. Several weeks ago, my fiancé and I lost our home, and are now back living with our respective families. We now have no privacy. I actually just got dropped off at home, before 10, after having sex in a hay field. FML
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On 11/19/2012 at 12:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML
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On 02/21/2012 at 10:33am - health - by mary (woman) - Australia
Today, my girlfriend shoved a Q-tip up my ass while I was brushing my teeth. FML
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On 12/06/2011 at 11:39pm - intimacy - by Surprisebuttsecks? (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Monday 20 May 2013
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