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  • Birth Date : Monday 28 December 1987 (27 years)
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Today, while lying in bed with my boyfriend after some steamy lovemaking, he sat up, slapped my ass with excruciating force, and screamed, "I AM THE THUNDER!" directly into my ear. It seems our senses of humor differ considerably. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29381) - you deserved it (5993)

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