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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 31 July 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 21680
  • Number of comments : 53
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About lamarr : THRASH 'TIL DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600
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I agree, your life sucks (1157385) - you deserved it (115938)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I stayed home, sick in bed. I had been sleeping on my arms. I got up quickly to grab the phone. My numb left arm rocketed and punched me in the (now cut) lip, which threw me off balance, making me smash my (now bloody) nose off of the headboard. It was a telemarketer. FML

#123831
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I agree, your life sucks (48751) - you deserved it (5477)

On 02/24/2009 at 3:34pm - health - by Sick (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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