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  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 18 January 1980 (34 years)
  • Number of visits : 316
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I went to go get my driver's license, only to be told that I need a copy of my birth certificate. In order to get the copy of my birth certificate, I need a driver's license or my passport. In order to get a passport, I need a copy of my birth certificate or a drivers license. I have none. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40574) - you deserved it (4756)

On 11/29/2011 at 1:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my dad had his "sixteen years overdue" vasectomy. I'm fifteen. FML

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On 11/27/2011 at 4:41pm - misc - by davidh5012 (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was following my friend to her house in my car, because I didn't know where it was. I'd been following her for at least an hour when she pulled into a gas station. Turns out I'd been following the wrong car. I have no idea where I am. FML

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On 11/12/2011 at 1:43am - misc - by friedchicken - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was cleaning my bathroom, and accidentally spilled bleach, ruining my shower curtain, rugs, and towels. While attempting to wipe up the bleach, I knocked over a bottle of shower cleaner. It read, "WARNING: DO NOT MIX WITH BLEACH." I still can't go in the house. FML

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On 04/05/2011 at 9:52pm - misc - by troublewithbleach (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, while bored at work I was reading an article online about the local zoo and its animals. I received an email so quickly responded, but when signing off accidentally wrote "thanks hippo" instead of "thanks heaps". To a woman with a weight problem. Who also outranks me. FML

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76 comments

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On 03/04/2011 at 2:13am - work - by sharni88 (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I met with a friend who had gained some weight since I saw him last. After a friendly hug, I put my hand on his new man boob and, without thinking, left it there way too long. I realized that I was groping him and, in a panic, did the only thing I could think of. I patted it. Twice. FML

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On 06/30/2009 at 6:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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