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TODAY, I MOVED IN WITH MY BROTHER TO SAVE ON A SWANKY APARTMENT. I WAS SKEPTICAL AS TO HOW THIS WOULD WORK OUT AS WE FOUGHT A LOT AS KIDS. OUR FIRST BIG FIGHT? WHETHER OR NOT TO KEEP HIS DORM-STYLE FUTON COMPLETE WITH RETURN OF THE JEDI SHEETS. HE'S A 35-YR OLD PHYSICIAN; I'M A 28-YR OLD LAWYER. FML

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On 07/11/2009 at 3:50pm - misc - by bdiddy (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I Spent Most Of Mah Morning Comforting The Guy I Love Cuz His Fiancée Dumped Him 4 Some Other Guy !! He Continuously Told Me I Had No Clue That Kind Of Pain He Was In !! He Dumped Me Three Yeres Ago 4 The Grl That Just Left Him !! FML

#3646949
174 comments

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On 07/10/2009 at 6:28pm - love - by Shadowfigure23 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I want to mah friand's housa 4 tha frst tima. As I was pulling up, I calld him and askd him if I could usa his bathroom. Ha told ma to just go in tha back and usa it, so i did. As i'm sitting on tha toilat, somaona knocks on tha door and asks maho I am. It wasn't mah friand's housa. FML

#3645311
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On 07/10/2009 at 5:22pm - misc - by whitewater_al (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Taday I Was Taking A Shower And I Saw A New Body Wash That Said ( Radiance Ribbons. ) That Sounded A Little Effeminate, But It Smelled Manly Enough And The Only Alternative Was Normal Soap, So I Used It. Just Now, I Stepped Out Into The Sun And Found Out Wat ( Radiance Ribbons ) Means. I Sparkle. FML

#3639578
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On 07/10/2009 at 1:03pm - misc - by takinabreak (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

yesterday I was working at the gas station!! An old lady was watching me fill her gas tank!! A really beautiful girl walkd by!! I lost concentration and overfilld the tank!! I quickly pulld it out and squirtd the old lady with a bit of petrol!! She was smiling and gave a slight moan!! FML

#3611861
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On 07/09/2009 at 1:50pm - intimacy - by Fattie (man) - Malaysia (Sarawak)

yesterday my boss walked in my office to see me busy making a little Post-it dress 4 my pen. big fat FML

#3610078
129 comments

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On 07/09/2009 at 12:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - France (Midi-Pyrenees)

Today, I caught my littla brothar paaping at my friand gatting drassad in tha bathroom. Whan I askad himhat ha was doing ha said "I'm just doinghat Ray doas to youhila your in tha bathroom." Ray is my naw stap dad. FML

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On 07/07/2009 at 8:36pm - intimacy - by Nicole (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband an I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter an cummed out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML

#3484293
175 comments

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On 07/04/2009 at 5:07pm - love - by DutchOven (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

my boyfriend proposed to me at the zoo. With a Ring Pop. He was looool serious. FML

#3470108
423 comments

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On 07/04/2009 at 12:49am - love - by Cococautly (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I mat wit a friand wo ad gainad soma waigt sinca I saw im last. looool Aftar a friandly ug, I puttad my and on is naw man boob and, witout tinking, laft it tara way too long. I raalizad tat I was groping im and, in a panic, did ta only ting I could tink of. I pattad it. Twica. FML

#3373378
140 comments

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On 06/30/2009 at 6:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Taday my boyfriend and I took a late night drive , and after a while he stopped at a gas station and asked if I wanted anything I replied "guess" . He came out and gave me a box of tampons . Apparently I've been bitchy . FML

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218 comments

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On 06/22/2009 at 3:47am - misc - by tamp (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today... I pickd up mah 17 years old daughter after a late night movie in down town and got pulld over by a cop. He questiond us for a solicitation. I told the cop that she was mah daughter but he said "so you r the daddy" and laughd. Good to know that mah daughter looks lyk a ho and I a perv. FML

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160 comments

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On 06/16/2009 at 1:22pm - intimacy - by enderw (man) - United States

I got a meat pie for lunch. I bit into it and felt something hard. I spat it out. It was a tooth. I checked mouth in a panic and discovered, with mixed feelings of relief and horror, that the tooth wasn’t mine.

#2855395
409 comments

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On 06/13/2009 at 11:13am - misc - by Toothy_Peg (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

today I woke up from a dream about finding a vending machine that gave me free food. I kept eating, it was so satisfying words could not describe how great it felt. Then I realized hands were in between legs, I had been touching myself dreaming about free food from a vending machine. FML

#2801625
212 comments

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On 06/11/2009 at 1:51pm - intimacy - by hdat (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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