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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 28 April 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1380
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, I had to pee really bad so I tried to unlock my door as fast as I could. I put my key in and turned it too hard, the key snapped inside. I ended up peeing on myself. FML

#1512569
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50079) - you deserved it (12340)

On 05/01/2009 at 12:11am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was in spanish class, having a debate about the death penalty. When I went to make a point, I meant to say "La pena de muerte", which means "The death penalty". I said, "La pene de muerte". Turns out that means, "The penis of death". FML

#206263
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I agree, your life sucks (26567) - you deserved it (41533)

On 03/04/2009 at 12:42pm - misc - by Señor Guapo (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my friend sent me the link to this website with a message that said, "You'll feel at home." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18814) - you deserved it (2511)

On 01/28/2009 at 7:33pm - misc - by AKN - United States (District of Columbia)



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