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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 28 April 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1866
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About lakerfan8224 : I love:
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Live in LA County

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lakerfan8224's favorite FMLs

Today, while showering, I finished off the shampoo bottle. I decided to see if I could shoot it into the trash can over the shower curtain. When I heard the successful "thunk", I got so excited I slipped and cracked my head open. FML

#4774290
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31353) - you deserved it (18962)

On 08/24/2009 at 12:36am - misc - by bobuhbeartoe (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had to pee really bad so I tried to unlock my door as fast as I could. I put my key in and turned it too hard, the key snapped inside. I ended up peeing on myself. FML

#1512569
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51022) - you deserved it (12567)

On 05/01/2009 at 12:11am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was in spanish class, having a debate about the death penalty. When I went to make a point, I meant to say "La pena de muerte", which means "The death penalty". I said, "La pene de muerte". Turns out that means, "The penis of death". FML

#206263
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29380) - you deserved it (43645)

On 03/04/2009 at 12:42pm - misc - by Señor Guapo (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my friend sent me the link to this website with a message that said, "You'll feel at home." FML

#3195
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19250) - you deserved it (2549)

On 01/28/2009 at 7:33pm - misc - by AKN - United States (District of Columbia)



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