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  • Town/Country : La Mirada, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 28 April 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2016
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About lakerfan8224 : I love:
Life
Dogs
Nintendo (mostly old school)
Simpsons
Basketball

Live in LA County

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lakerfan8224's favorite FMLs

Today, I watched as my dad noticed a spider on the ceiling. Instead of getting a shoe, he pulled out a 9mm and shot it. I'm not sure if this is an epic win or a sign that my family is crazy. FML

#19903364
322 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34078) - you deserved it (4021)

On 07/07/2012 at 2:10am - misc - by kalikanna - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I let my daughter bake a cake for her brother's fifth birthday party. She showed up later with a cake in the shape of a cock and balls. Apparently it's okay, though, because "I frosted it to look like a rocket, hehehe!" I can't believe my balls spawned this moron. FML

#19867387
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24552) - you deserved it (6454)

On 06/29/2012 at 5:39pm - misc - by Nick (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I gave my puppy a treat for finally doing his business in the grass instead of on the patio. He later puked it up all over the patio. FML

#19779823
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22301) - you deserved it (3097)

On 06/13/2012 at 12:14am - animals - by missmisfit - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was jumped and savagely beaten to the ground by a group of six-year-olds wearing Disney princess masks. FML

#19641324
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24872) - you deserved it (6336)

On 05/18/2012 at 10:13am - kids - by 23yearoldtoddler - United States

Today, I was worried about my brother because he said that his new medication was making him hallucinate. I told him he should see a doctor right away. He said it was fine and that he had already seen a doctor. I later found out the doctor he was talking about was a hallucination. FML

#19536164
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27219) - you deserved it (2463)

On 04/27/2012 at 4:22am - health - by PickedOff (woman) - United States

Today, I watched my cat walk to her litter box, look at it, then walk across the room to pee on a backpack. FML

#19411591
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25944) - you deserved it (4290)

On 04/05/2012 at 11:07am - animals - by tessamarque - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, while I was washing my hands, I sneezed so hard that I smacked my head against the faucet. I now have a lump the size of a goose egg on my head. I'm not sure if it's going to hatch, or if that's just the brain damage talking. FML

#18933385
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23058) - you deserved it (3545)

On 01/28/2012 at 12:09pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was at work handling the cash register. It wasn't working correctly, so I apologized to the woman I was waiting on for the delay and explained, "The cash register's being a little retarded today." Then I noticed her clearly "special" adult son standing behind her. FML

#18578540
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14499) - you deserved it (66370)

On 12/22/2011 at 10:23am - work - by insomnia (woman) - United States

Today, for the first time, I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer, I was ecstatic. Later, when I was in the shower, my brother snuck in the bathroom, yelled "Napalm strike!" and threw our cat over the shower curtain like a furry grenade from hell. FML

#17981940
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49899) - you deserved it (5507)

On 10/14/2011 at 12:11pm - kids - by MLGreco - United States

Today, I met my new neighbor. His wi-fi access point is named "TheRapistDownstairs." FML

#17483730
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40704) - you deserved it (3796)

On 08/15/2011 at 8:30pm - misc - by creepedoutlady - United States

Today, two guys proclaiming that they were both Batman attacked me on the street. FML

#17316735
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31313) - you deserved it (3326)

On 07/31/2011 at 2:17am - health - by The Joker? - United States (Iowa)

Today, is the anniversary of my cat's death, so I went to visit her grave in the pet cemetery. Someone had spray-painted "Your cat sucks" on her grave. FML

#16350161
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50860) - you deserved it (11148)

On 05/25/2011 at 10:48pm - animals - by nrelavender - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I told my kids that our family dog was getting too fat and we should give him a little less food. My youngest daughter whispered to her sister, "Mommy's fat and we still give her food." FML

#16303976
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36198) - you deserved it (19268)

On 05/22/2011 at 9:33pm - kids - by Fatty1970 - United States (Florida)

Today, I emailed my potential boss a copy of my résumé. However, I didn't realize until too late that it was my fake resume, created for an English class project. Some of my former jobs included being a certified gangster, as well as the former president of Canada. FML

#15334821
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17481) - you deserved it (50482)

On 03/16/2011 at 9:01am - work - by Almostfunny (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went to the grocery store with my mom's boyfriend. We were in the bread aisle when he picked up a loaf that was in my hand, and said, "No, no, you have to FEEL the bread," and started rubbing it all over his body. He's moving in next week. FML

#14589088
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32361) - you deserved it (3369)

On 01/15/2011 at 12:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Mexico)



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