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by Desiree_lianne / 03/26/2016 at 5:02pm / United States / Love
Today, I found a hornet's nest in the backyard, so I called my brother over to take a look. He said "Hmm, wonder how fast you can run." then hurled a rock at the nest and sprinted back to the house. I wasn't so fast. I now feel like someone's beaten me half to death with a cactus. FML
by Anonymous / 12/24/2014 at 9:43am / United States (Virginia) / Health
by life insurance for 1 / 05/30/2013 at 12:29pm / United States (California) / Kids
by conbon123 / 04/29/2013 at 3:20am / United States (Oregon) / Animals
Today, my boyfriend of 2 weeks said that he was going to cook me dinner. After waiting for the frozen pizza that he decided to make for me to be completely cooked, he said, "Oh I hate this part", reached into the oven with his bare hands and took out the pizza, all while screaming. He is 24. FML
by Anonymous / 04/11/2013 at 11:42am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Read The Fine Print / 11/24/2012 at 12:55am / United States (California) / Transportation
Today, just like every morning this month, I woke up, put on my clothes, looked out my window, and was pointed at by a man in a ninja outfit on my neighbor's roof. The police still can't find him. FML
by Targeted / 11/08/2012 at 11:54pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, I told my dad and brother that I want to take Zumba classes. My brother said, "Did you hear that? Pumbaa wants to Zumba!" Then he starting dancing and making pig noises. My dad high-fived him. When my mom heard, she high-fived him too. FML
by hakuna matata / 10/31/2012 at 6:06am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Obi1Shinobi / 10/30/2012 at 10:27am / United States / Miscellaneous
by puppylove / 10/20/2012 at 3:16am / United States / Animals
Today, my five-year-old told me she had accidentally swallowed a thumbtack. In panic mode we raced to the ER. With no insurance. Only after the tests, examinations and X-rays did she tell me was "just joking." FML
by Anonymous / 09/21/2012 at 12:51am / United States / Kids
by Missusluv313 / 09/17/2012 at 7:25am / United States (Indiana) / Health
by thewhompingwillow / 09/01/2012 at 1:56pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/14/2012 at 1:16am / United States (Nebraska) / Intimacy
- Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says "Wow, this is just too… Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She… Today, I bragged to a coworker that our boss compliments me constantly on my work performance, my…