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About lahp : chat to me if you please :)
studying animals at college.
wanting to get PHD in animal science.
I have 4 snakes, 2 pythons and 2 corns.
i am very nice and understanding but can be strongly opinionated at times..
im 6ft 4/5" depends what time of the day you get me.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, during an argument with my daughter she screamed "everyone hates you!" and stormed off. I flopped down on the couch in frustration where the cat jumped on my lap. "You love me, don't you?" I asked the cat. She crapped on my leg and went to my daughter's room. FML
Today, I came home from work and found my house egged, and bricks thrown through my windows. I called the police, and submitted a report. Later that night, I heard the doorbell ring. Nobody was at the house, but there was a note saying "Sorry, wrong house". FML
Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
Friday 3 July 2015