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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 August 1991 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1788
  • Number of comments : 149
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 31 posted

About lahp : chat to me if you please :)

php programmer.
studying animals at college.
wanting to get PHD in animal science.

I have 4 snakes, 2 pythons and 2 corns.

i am very nice and understanding but can be strongly opinionated at times..

im 6ft 4/5" depends what time of the day you get me.

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Today, during an argument with my daughter she screamed "everyone hates you!" and stormed off. I flopped down on the couch in frustration where the cat jumped on my lap. "You love me, don't you?" I asked the cat. She crapped on my leg and went to my daughter's room. FML


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On 10/01/2009 at 10:25am - animals - by unloved (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I came home from work and found my house egged, and bricks thrown through my windows. I called the police, and submitted a report. Later that night, I heard the doorbell ring. Nobody was at the house, but there was a note saying "Sorry, wrong house". FML


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On 10/01/2009 at 2:43am - misc - by egged (man) - Singapore - moderated by Kevin Nealon

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