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  • Town/Country : U.S.A.
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 28 July 1991 (21 years)
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  • Number of comments : 8
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Today, my football club gave us all jerseys with our last names on them. My last name is 'Flicker'. The letters are all in uppercase. And the 'L' and the 'I' are joined together at the bottom. My jersey reads 'FUCKER'. FML

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On 05/14/2009 at 3:23am - misc - by Flicker (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML

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On 04/06/2009 at 3:51pm - intimacy - by FML.. (woman) - China (Hebei)

Today, when I was at the gynecologist my dr told me that I was really tense and the exam would be impossible if I didnt relax. So I started thinking about my boyfriend to relax and my mind went back to our last sex session. I started getting wet. FML

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On 03/19/2009 at 3:10pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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