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ladydragonstars
  • Town/Country : Toronto, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 11 November 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 1296
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, my 15 year old girlfriend called to tell me she is pregnant. Her dad is ex-military, and makes a point of cleaning his guns every time I go to her house. FML

#17010843
704 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16212) - you deserved it (86886)

On 07/07/2011 at 3:43am - kids - by shit - United States

Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me because he wanted some independence. He moved back into his parents house. FML

#17008164
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29984) - you deserved it (3079)

On 07/07/2011 at 12:04am - love - by independence (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my ex-boyfriend posted on my boyfriend's facebook wall. Apparently I give awful blowjobs. FML

#16996053
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33755) - you deserved it (9863)

On 07/06/2011 at 2:15am - intimacy - by Anna - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my son called me from medical school, asking for a new phone. Why? Because he dropped it in the toilet. How? Trying to videotape his anus while taking a dump. I pay $80,000 a year just to hear he took a dump on his phone. FML

#16966057
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33849) - you deserved it (5011)

On 07/03/2011 at 9:50pm - intimacy - by WasteOMoney - United States (Texas)

Today, it took me 5 hours to paint my deck, only to have it ruined by the neighbors cat running all over the undry paint. FML

#16956212
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24317) - you deserved it (2835)

On 07/03/2011 at 12:47am - animals - by anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had the most exciting dream of my life. I was dreaming about catching a shiny charmander. I'm 15, and instead of dreaming of girls, I'm dreaming of Pokémon. FML

#16909818
460 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24976) - you deserved it (12610)

On 06/29/2011 at 1:47pm - misc - by wispywee - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I sent my boyfriend to the store to get groceries while I was at work. Instead of what I listed, he came back with hot pockets, ice cream and beer. I'm lactose intolerant and pregnant. FML

#16897554
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35070) - you deserved it (7453)

On 06/28/2011 at 1:03pm - love - by lamortdeshommes - United States

Today, I saw a guy with a "free hugs" poster. Since nobody else was hugging him, I decided to. He had a boner. FML

#16886368
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20134) - you deserved it (33431)

On 06/27/2011 at 7:34pm - intimacy - by nomorefreehugs - United States (New Jersey)

Today, while at Costco, I was eating a hotdog when I saw a really hot guy walking over. Trying to be sexy, I bit my hotdog cutely and winked. I ended up choking and dropping the ketchup covered hotdog all over my lap. FML

#16882947
325 comments

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On 06/27/2011 at 3:15pm - misc - by ashhatches - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend said that to be extra careful he's been taking my birth control pills too. FML

#16879378
360 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58161) - you deserved it (7219)

On 06/27/2011 at 9:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend came before I'd even unbuttoned my pants. FML

#16877997
349 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48376) - you deserved it (5459)

On 06/27/2011 at 4:56am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that if I had a penis, our relationship would be better. FML

#16876120
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44753) - you deserved it (6143)

On 06/27/2011 at 1:55am - intimacy - by grizzlybear (woman) - Mexico (Distrito Federal)

Today, my extremely in-shape boyfriend told me he hasn't had a chance to work out lately. I jokingly poked him in the belly saying he's getting chunky and winked. He burst into tears. FML

#16871149
292 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19951) - you deserved it (31789)

On 06/26/2011 at 9:08pm - health - by kaplwv116 - United States (Illinois)

Today, my sister told me not to come over anymore because her baby is scared of my face. FML

#16861259
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34923) - you deserved it (3876)

On 06/26/2011 at 3:02am - misc - by ugly - United States

Today, I opened my Father's Day present from my mother-in-law. It was a glamor shot of her. FML

#16757277
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29178) - you deserved it (3000)

On 06/20/2011 at 1:57am - misc - by firethorn - United States (Texas)



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