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Today, I realized that the guy I've been sending anonymous, dirty emails to knows who I am. My signature, which includes my full name, was automatically added to the end of every email. FML
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On 07/22/2011 at 9:10pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)
Today, I was discussing the traffic with my brother. He said the most common car colour is red. I said it was black. We ended up betting €100 on which three vehicles of either colour would pass by our house first. It seems a convoy of fire trucks had somewhere to be in a hurry. FML
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Today, I asked the girl I like to send me 'yummy pictures.' I got a picture of cheesecake. FML
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On 07/22/2011 at 2:29am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, I paid $5000 for a new fence in my backyard for my dogs. My dog escaped three hours after the contractor finished the fence. FML
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On 07/22/2011 at 12:25am - money - by dontfencemein (woman) - United States
Today, my bike got stolen because I left my keys in the lock. On my way home, I saw my bike in front of a store, unlocked. I jumped on it, only to get punched in the face by the guy that had taken it, and got it stolen from me again. FML
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On 07/21/2011 at 8:34am - misc - by dullstuff (man) - Belgium (Liege)
Today, my girlfriend's overprotective parents decided that I'm a bad influence on their daughter. I'm a straight A engineering student who openly speaks out against drugs, alcohol, and discrimination. Their reason? Someone told them I dyed my hair black. They think I'm a "closet Nazi". FML
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On 07/21/2011 at 12:10am - love - by rbeast (man) - United States (Michigan)
Today, already knowing that my girlfriend wanted to be "just friends", I invited her over, hoping to change her mind. She was playfully drawing on me with a pen when I noticed she'd written "Emily's property" on my leg. I said "Aw, I'm yours?" She then drew a for-sale sign on me. FML
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On 07/20/2011 at 12:38pm - love - by John (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML
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On 07/08/2011 at 8:11pm - love - by Anonyme - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was woken up by my step brother trying to put his tongue in my mouth. FML
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On 07/07/2011 at 3:49pm - intimacy - by lizownsvirgy - United States (California)
Today, my 15 year old girlfriend called to tell me she is pregnant. Her dad is ex-military, and makes a point of cleaning his guns every time I go to her house. FML
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On 07/07/2011 at 3:43am - kids - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me because he wanted some independence. He moved back into his parents house. FML
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On 07/07/2011 at 12:04am - love - by independence (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my ex-boyfriend posted on my boyfriend's facebook wall. Apparently I give awful blowjobs. FML
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On 07/06/2011 at 2:15am - intimacy - by Anna - United States (Connecticut)
Today, my son called me from medical school, asking for a new phone. Why? Because he dropped it in the toilet. How? Trying to videotape his anus while taking a dump. I pay $80,000 a year just to hear he took a dump on his phone. FML
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On 07/03/2011 at 9:50pm - intimacy - by WasteOMoney - United States (Texas)
Today, it took me 5 hours to paint my deck, only to have it ruined by the neighbors cat running all over the undry paint. FML
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On 07/03/2011 at 12:47am - animals - by anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I had the most exciting dream of my life. I was dreaming about catching a shiny charmander. I'm 15, and instead of dreaming of girls, I'm dreaming of Pokémon. FML
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On 06/29/2011 at 1:47pm - misc - by wispywee - Canada (Ontario)
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