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by EunJung / 11/03/2011 at 8:16pm / United States / Work
by KayleeXLoVe21 / 11/03/2011 at 7:48pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by oneillrox / 11/03/2011 at 4:06pm / United States (New Jersey) / Money
by joser6969 / 10/29/2011 at 10:07am / United States / Work
Today, I went over to my friend's house. We were teasing each other, when she stood up and began to jokingly walk away. Trying to be cute, I tried to pull her onto my knee. I miscalculated and she ended up sitting right on my boner. FML
by Anonymous / 10/28/2011 at 7:39pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy
Today, it was our 5th anniversary, so I decided to play a little joke on my girlfriend. Before I gave her the real present, an engagement ring, I gave her a gift-wrapped rolling pin instead. I ended up in the hospital. FML
by Awie / 10/20/2011 at 4:26am / Austria (Wien) / Love
by optimistic2628 / 10/19/2011 at 10:03am / United States / Kids
by number2 / 10/17/2011 at 9:14pm / United States / Work
by piece of shed / 08/31/2011 at 10:00am / United States (New York) / Kids
Today, I got a text message from a number I don't know saying "I'm sorry, but I'm cheating on you, I couldn't do this in person because you're ugly when you cry." I haven't had a relationship in 6 years and I still manage to get dumped. FML
by j_babydoll6520 / 08/26/2011 at 7:09am / Australia (Victoria) / Love
Today, I work by myself at a retail store and I was bored so I called my boyfriend. I woke him up and he was feeling frisky, and as things were getting heated I started to moan and say dirty things. Until the entire rack of clothes fell over and revealed my boss hiding. He had a boner. FML
by MissCan'tKeepAJob / 08/23/2011 at 12:18pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by datingmrpicky / 08/21/2011 at 11:44pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Username / 08/09/2011 at 5:21pm / United States / Intimacy
by The Joker? / 07/31/2011 at 2:17am / United States (Iowa) / Health
Today, my husband threw out all of the spices in the cupboard. When I asked him why he said, "Our cat was named Spicy and I can't stand to look at them." Our recently deceased cat's name was Dicey. FML
by Tali / 07/28/2011 at 2:18am / Australia (Queensland) / Animals
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…