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Today, while I was sitting on the toilet, my toddler swung the door open. We just bought the house, and we have no curtains. Our new neighbor, who I haven't met, was mowing her yard. I stood half-naked to close the door, and our eyes met. I froze. She waved. FML

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On 11/07/2012 at 8:41pm - misc - by ohcrap (man) - United States

Today, I told my daughter that she won't be going to her homecoming dance as punishment for her terrible grades. She's been crying and singing "If I Die Young" in her room for hours. At this point, I don't know if I need to call a therapist or a vocal coach. FML

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On 10/15/2012 at 12:07am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML

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On 05/10/2012 at 4:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my best friend slapped me and called me a some colorful words before telling me that she never wanted to talk to me again because I supposedly slept with her boyfriend. Not only am I a virgin, but I'm a lesbian. FML

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On 03/01/2009 at 12:17pm - intimacy - by xo_lezz (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

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On 02/06/2009 at 10:29am - intimacy - by caroline (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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