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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About ladyLALAA : I keep odd hours and like to laugh!

I like meeting randoms so feel free to drop me a message fellow creeper!

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ladyLALAA's favorite FMLs

Today, while sitting in my Forensic Psychology class, my professor listed all of the main traits that indicate someone may very well be a sociopath. Every single trait described my fiancé perfectly. FML

#19708258
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27413) - you deserved it (5154)

On 05/31/2012 at 2:50am - love - by Getmeout (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I almost got kidnapped. Again. FML

#19707961
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31553) - you deserved it (4260)

On 05/31/2012 at 1:28am - misc - by gonavybeatarmy - United States (California)

Today, I was so broke I went to Costco, not to buy anything, but to eat their free food samples. FML

#19706786
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28212) - you deserved it (3262)

On 05/30/2012 at 9:52pm - money - by thedri11 - United States (California)

Today, after a surprise candlelit dinner and a two bottles of wine for my birthday, my boyfriend and I decided to take a sexy shower together. It ended with us both drunk, naked, and crying, wedged into a small tub together, talking about our dead pets. FML

#19702897
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30761) - you deserved it (7436)

On 05/30/2012 at 1:46am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had a babysitting job. When I got there, the parents were rushing out the door and told me they'd left instructions for the kids on the table. The first bullet point stated that the oldest was convinced she is possessed by the devil, but just to ignore it. Three more hours to go. FML

#19701580
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25806) - you deserved it (1648)

On 05/29/2012 at 9:55pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)

Today, I admitted to my parents that I have an eating disorder. Instead of trying to help, my mom stared at me and said, "Duh". FML

#19695634
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22374) - you deserved it (3957)

On 05/28/2012 at 9:38pm - misc - by Hungrey - United States

Today, while at the mall, a kid no older than 5 pushed a stroller into my heel, which caught the back of my shoe and caused me to face-plant the floor in the middle of a very crowded department store. I didn't even get an apology. FML

#19691716
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20287) - you deserved it (2012)

On 05/28/2012 at 1:01am - misc - by Anon - United States

Today, my remote control airplane arrived in the mail. I was super excited, so naturally I took it outside for its first flight. It now resides at the top of the tallest tree in sight. FML

#19691292
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16886) - you deserved it (8020)

On 05/27/2012 at 11:33pm - misc - by buckley456 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. My dad turns around and says he was expecting him to have a guide dog. This is why I don't have much confidence in myself. FML

#19690417
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24043) - you deserved it (1721)

On 05/27/2012 at 8:31pm - misc - by hitnmiss66 (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I went to Busch Gardens. Trying to cool off, I got on a ride that soaked me to the bone. For the rest of the time I was there, my bra was visible through my clothes, along with the "Hell Yeah" printed on my underwear. FML

#19688596
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7925) - you deserved it (31679)

On 05/27/2012 at 1:15pm - misc - by taylortotscx - United States (Florida)

Today, I finally told my roommate, who doesn't pay rent, to go get a job. He left, came back, and immediately went to my refrigerator to eat. I asked him about his job and what his pay is. Apparently, putting together a bike for a kid is a job. FML

#19671365
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17188) - you deserved it (2342)

On 05/24/2012 at 3:41am - money - by hunterjumper1212 - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after my check cleared for my half of the $1000 deposit on our new apartment. FML

#19666389
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19984) - you deserved it (1957)

On 05/23/2012 at 2:26am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, after spending about 5 grand on my home studio over the past year, I realized I have no musical talent whatsoever. FML

#19660967
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7093) - you deserved it (33123)

On 05/22/2012 at 3:34am - misc - by gaga - United States (California)

Today, I went all the way for the first time with my girlfriend. After I had finished, she asked me, "What just happened? Was that sex?" I wasn't sure either. FML

#19660572
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30243) - you deserved it (6358)

On 05/22/2012 at 1:05am - intimacy - by chchboy (man) - United States

Today, after months of using the empty driveway across the street from my house, a note was placed under my windshield wiper. It read, "Please stop parking in my driveway. P.S. You’re hot. Are you single?" FML

#19659146
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7057) - you deserved it (33955)

On 05/21/2012 at 9:05pm - misc - by bronco_lover89 (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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