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ladyLALAA

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  • Town/Country : Brisbane, Australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 7458
  • Number of comments : 1201
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About ladyLALAA : I keep odd hours and like to laugh!

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ladyLALAA's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to my girlfriend's house and caught her digging for gold. She wasn't picking her nose - she was literally trying to dig for gold in her backyard. FML

#19926554
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25759) - you deserved it (2914)

On 07/12/2012 at 2:03am - love - by anidiotskeeper (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I got a sweet promotion at my job. Instead of being happy and celebrating with me, my boyfriend broke up with me because he is jealous that I'm more successful than he is. FML

#19925545
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29622) - you deserved it (2505)

On 07/11/2012 at 10:40pm - misc - by jenA (woman) - United States

Today, and for the last week, I've resorted to driving myself to the nearest corner store to take my daily dump. I'm doing this because I recently moved in with my boyfriend, and I'm afraid he'll be disgusted at how often I clog the toilet. FML

#19822934
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13362) - you deserved it (28531)

On 06/21/2012 at 6:02am - health - by TheDumper (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, after careful consideration, I told my wife I really want to have kids. She laughed, until she finally realized I was serious, at which point she flicked me in the balls and said, "Problem solved." FML

#19818500
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27800) - you deserved it (3501)

On 06/20/2012 at 12:41pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my mom took me to dinner. She told me about an argument that she and her boyfriend had, and she showed me the texts. While reading, I learned that she smells his dick before sucking it. FML

#19814133
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33638) - you deserved it (3099)

On 06/19/2012 at 6:16pm - intimacy - by lisahb - United States (Michigan)

Today, I asked a coworker what she'd bought her dad for father's day. She said that she got him some flowers, and I laughed because I thought it was a rather feminine gift for a man. I later found out that the flowers were for his grave. FML

#19812720
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10863) - you deserved it (52717)

On 06/19/2012 at 1:20pm - work - by hc11bmd (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I got into a huge fight with a girl at school. My mom and dad decided to punish me by letting my three older brothers pick out my wardrobe for the next week. FML

#19812569
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26266) - you deserved it (16564)

On 06/19/2012 at 12:38pm - misc - by Shelby - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had an hour long meeting with my manager where she informed me the reason I had not been promoted is because she felt that people would not like to work for me, because I would, "make them do their job." FML

#19811134
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27797) - you deserved it (1963)

On 06/19/2012 at 3:00am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my dad approached two girls at a store and told them I'd crashed into their car. They didn't find it funny either. FML

#19804025
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21669) - you deserved it (1904)

On 06/17/2012 at 9:57pm - misc - by annonymous - United States

Today, I found out that the only reason why I haven't had a relationship last for more than a week the past 4 years is because of my stalker ex-girlfriend, who has been keeping other women out of my life by making up horrible stories about me. She broke up with me 5 years ago. FML

#19804016
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31360) - you deserved it (2181)

On 06/17/2012 at 9:55pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I kindly asked my boyfriend to shave his pubic hair to make oral sex more enjoyable for me. He declined, saying, "Think of it as flossing your teeth. I'm doing you a much needed favor." FML

#19803721
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32698) - you deserved it (5511)

On 06/17/2012 at 9:00pm - intimacy - by turnedoff (woman) - United States

Today, my face got intimate with several plywood boards, and I suffered lacerations and bruising. I told my friends I got the wounds from taking a few guys down in a bar fight. Now they're dragging me out into a rough part of town to give them "muscle" while they try to score some crack. FML

#19787973
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7706) - you deserved it (42247)

On 06/14/2012 at 4:59pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Croydon)

Today, I was having sex with my wife, when she fell asleep. She then woke up and started moaning, clearly faking an orgasm. FML

#19784539
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32118) - you deserved it (7236)

On 06/13/2012 at 10:21pm - intimacy - by biggieT - Sri Lanka (Western)

Today, I found out that if you whistle Christmas carols while shitting in a public bathroom, a little boy might just look under the stall to see if Santa is pooping. FML

#19784207
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14911) - you deserved it (25980)

On 06/13/2012 at 9:17pm - misc - by ww2freak - United States (Virginia)

Today, I walked in on my wife masturbating. Naturally, I asked her if she needed some help. She replied, "Nah, I've got this." FML

#19783126
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29887) - you deserved it (16573)

On 06/13/2012 at 5:30pm - intimacy - by Steve (man) - United States (Louisiana)



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