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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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ladyLALAA's favorite FMLs

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. My dad turns around and says he was expecting him to have a guide dog. This is why I don't have much confidence in myself. FML

#19690417
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22053) - you deserved it (1568)

On 05/27/2012 at 8:31pm - misc - by hitnmiss66 (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I went to Busch Gardens. Trying to cool off, I got on a ride that soaked me to the bone. For the rest of the time I was there, my bra was visible through my clothes, along with the "Hell Yeah" printed on my underwear. FML

#19688596
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6090) - you deserved it (22509)

On 05/27/2012 at 1:15pm - misc - by taylortotscx - United States (Florida)

Today, I finally told my roommate, who doesn't pay rent, to go get a job. He left, came back, and immediately went to my refrigerator to eat. I asked him about his job and what his pay is. Apparently, putting together a bike for a kid is a job. FML

#19671365
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14232) - you deserved it (2051)

On 05/24/2012 at 3:41am - money - by hunterjumper1212 - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after my check cleared for my half of the $1000 deposit on our new apartment. FML

#19666389
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19806) - you deserved it (1943)

On 05/23/2012 at 2:26am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, after spending about 5 grand on my home studio over the past year, I realized I have no musical talent whatsoever. FML

#19660967
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6803) - you deserved it (32184)

On 05/22/2012 at 3:34am - misc - by gaga - United States (California)

Today, I went all the way for the first time with my girlfriend. After I had finished, she asked me, "What just happened? Was that sex?" I wasn't sure either. FML

#19660572
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28996) - you deserved it (6195)

On 05/22/2012 at 1:05am - intimacy - by chchboy (man) - United States

Today, after months of using the empty driveway across the street from my house, a note was placed under my windshield wiper. It read, "Please stop parking in my driveway. P.S. You’re hot. Are you single?" FML

#19659146
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6449) - you deserved it (32111)

On 05/21/2012 at 9:05pm - misc - by bronco_lover89 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was really sick. I had been sneezing all day and my skin had started to dry out. When my mom asked me if I needed anything, I immediately responded with "lotion and tissues," not realizing what I was suggesting. She then talked to me for 20 minutes about how "masturbation is okay." FML

#19650159
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25653) - you deserved it (2908)

On 05/20/2012 at 2:11am - intimacy - by sick and awkward - United States (Maryland)

Today, my girlfriend went in for a kiss too fast and broke my front tooth. FML

#19649940
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22098) - you deserved it (2046)

On 05/20/2012 at 1:19am - misc - by slayerdeath - United States (Indiana)

Today, before I went into surgery, the patient next to me just finished the same procedure I was going to get. As he woke up in the recovery area 10 feet away, I was getting my final prep before the operation. On my way into the operating room I was comforted by his screams of agonizing pain. FML

Today, the "My body is beautiful" t-shirt that my therapist gave me didn't fit. FML

#19644277
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24557) - you deserved it (5699)

On 05/18/2012 at 10:46pm - health - by msassy - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I wanted to prank my roommate. So, I thought it would be funny to take all the toilet paper out of our bathroom. She thought it would be funny to wipe with my cashmere sweater. FML

#19640453
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6059) - you deserved it (44924)

On 05/18/2012 at 2:07am - misc - by Karmaisabitch - United States (Colorado)

Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML

#19637913
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23117) - you deserved it (1707)

On 05/17/2012 at 5:54pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I discovered that my acne glows yellow and orange under black lights while in front of a wall of them at a club. FML

#19630499
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19989) - you deserved it (2082)

On 05/16/2012 at 12:43am - health - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend confessed that she was scared that she was more in love with me than I in her, and that she was afraid I would leave her. So she left me instead. I'd been thinking about proposing. FML

#19630328
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31626) - you deserved it (2364)

On 05/16/2012 at 12:10am - love - by RingAroundThe..SPLAT (man) - United States (District of Columbia)



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