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ladyLALAA

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  • Number of visits : 5038
  • Number of comments : 1174
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About ladyLALAA : I keep odd hours and like to laugh!

I like meeting randoms so feel free to drop me a message fellow creeper!

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ladyLALAA's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up to a note from my parents saying we need to talk. Assuming it was about the weed I'd left on my dresser, I quickly confessed. Turns out my dog died. FML

#19457923
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9738) - you deserved it (33200)

On 04/12/2012 at 9:02pm - misc - by marymark - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I asked my boss if I could have a bigger cubicle. I'm now working in one that is half the size of my old one. FML

#19457706
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19887) - you deserved it (5914)

On 04/12/2012 at 8:37pm - work - by hatemyboss - United States (California)

Today, I freaked out because of the smell of rotting eggs lingering in my apartment. I soon discovered it was my boyfriend's feet. FML

#19453848
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21549) - you deserved it (2737)

On 04/12/2012 at 1:30am - love - by Kayla (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I had a bubble bath to help me relax. I was more stressed out by the sound of all the bubbles popping than I was to begin with. FML

#19452879
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15317) - you deserved it (8022)

On 04/11/2012 at 10:54pm - misc - by dl - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my ex, who I'm still in love with, emailed me. I thought she changed her mind about us, so I poured my heart out to her. She just wanted to let me know she has chlamydia, and advise me to go to the clinic. FML

#19451298
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25049) - you deserved it (4211)

On 04/11/2012 at 7:05pm - health - by clinictime - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I got home to find our house broken into. Among other things, the thieves took our television, my laptop and several pieces of expensive jewelry. Also missing was my daughter's My Little Pony collection. I think we were robbed by a Brony. FML

#19450814
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23792) - you deserved it (1875)

On 04/11/2012 at 5:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was eating a banana, and decided to practice my blowjob skills, since my boyfriend is always complaining that I'm bad at giving head. Let's just say my lungs now have their daily dose of potassium. FML

#19450302
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9516) - you deserved it (33334)

On 04/11/2012 at 3:53pm - intimacy - by potassiumgirl - United States (Florida)

Today, my seven-year-old told me to lose weight. Her reason? There's a family fun day coming up at her school and she is embarrassed. FML

#19447542
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17268) - you deserved it (19674)

On 04/11/2012 at 1:04am - kids - by vanessax (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, while outside, a bug flew up my nose. After I told my family and friends about a faint vibrating in my upper nostril, they all convinced me I was paranoid. That was until that night when I blew my nose and there was the bug in my tissue. Its leg was still twitching. FML

#19446242
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26091) - you deserved it (2093)

On 04/10/2012 at 10:19pm - health - by baugy (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was at the grocery store, waiting in line to pay. A man jumped me from behind, and my first reflex was to brutally elbow him in the face. I soon discovered my attacker was one of the patients at the disability house at which I work, and he was trying to hug me. FML

#19443531
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28090) - you deserved it (6404)

On 04/10/2012 at 3:26pm - work - by rescuetheduck (woman) - Finland (Eastern Finland)

Today, while my mom was driving me to work, we drove past a lake with an old wooden dock. She stopped the car, pointed and said, "Some guy fucked me right there. I got a splinter in my butt, though, so we finished in his car." FML

#19443097
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36198) - you deserved it (2791)

On 04/10/2012 at 1:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a serious conversation about our future. Somehow it turned into a 10-minute discussion about what time of day we usually take a crap. FML

#19440866
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19299) - you deserved it (5108)

On 04/10/2012 at 12:41am - love - by kellie1115 - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I was sitting in my car outside my apartment complex when a man came around the corner holding something shiny, and I thought was a gun. Thinking I was about to get robbed at gun point, I bugged out and threw up. It was a silver watering can. He asked if I was okay. FML

#19440828
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15159) - you deserved it (10787)

On 04/10/2012 at 12:35am - health - by logkitty - United States (California)

Today, I decided to pull some weeds in my backyard. Everything was going great until I got a concussion. My dog thought that it would be fun to headbutt me from a running start. Twice. FML

#19440536
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20575) - you deserved it (2431)

On 04/09/2012 at 11:50pm - animals - by Lee (woman) - United States

Today, after being filled with joy after seeing my very elderly cat finally enjoying the sun in my garden, I skipped over to give her a hug. Turns out she was taking a shit. FML

#19435990
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17032) - you deserved it (8269)

On 04/09/2012 at 11:22am - animals - by Ew. (woman) - United Kingdom



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