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Today, there was a mandatory staff-wide "cleaning party" for a corporate inspection. I was assigned the outside bar which is infested with full-grown roaches with wings. FML

#19482004
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20372) - you deserved it (1826)

On 04/17/2012 at 12:26am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while packing my luggage from vacation I thought I saw a penny drop into my bag. After looking everywhere I couldn't find it. Now that I am home I found out that I had mistaken a cockroach for a penny. I now have a family of cockroaches living in my luggage. FML

#19476471
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23159) - you deserved it (2565)

On 04/16/2012 at 12:24am - animals - by penny-dropping - United States

Today, I tried to be kind to animals and get my dad to buy cage-free eggs. When I told him it was dollar more, he started yelling and making a scene in the middle of the store, saying that chickens are ugly and they deserve to suffer. FML

#19469757
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24115) - you deserved it (5738)

On 04/14/2012 at 11:46pm - misc - by ilovechickens - United States

Today, as a medical student working in a hospital, I asked a patient if he had any questions for me or his physician. His only question: whether or not my breasts are real. FML

Today, I surprised my daughter by telling her that I'm going to treat the family to a trip to the Himalayas in a few months. She promptly threw a tantrum and listed her main reasons for not wanting us to go: "It's a freaking desert there," and, "I'll miss the new Spiderman movie." FML

#19463259
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22483) - you deserved it (3685)

On 04/13/2012 at 9:01pm - kids - by neverakid (man) - United States

Today, my husband told me to stop faking being sick, because, "morning sickness doesn't happen after noon." FML

#19460705
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27474) - you deserved it (2726)

On 04/13/2012 at 10:15am - love - by prego - United States (Michigan)

Today, I told my girlfriend that I would still care for her if she was a vegetable. She informed me that if I was a potato, she would cut me into chips. And fry me. FML

#19459433
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20241) - you deserved it (6387)

On 04/13/2012 at 12:46am - love - by jesifairy - Australia

Today, I woke up to a note from my parents saying we need to talk. Assuming it was about the weed I'd left on my dresser, I quickly confessed. Turns out my dog died. FML

#19457923
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9693) - you deserved it (33037)

On 04/12/2012 at 9:02pm - misc - by marymark - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I asked my boss if I could have a bigger cubicle. I'm now working in one that is half the size of my old one. FML

#19457706
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19750) - you deserved it (5901)

On 04/12/2012 at 8:37pm - work - by hatemyboss - United States (California)

Today, I freaked out because of the smell of rotting eggs lingering in my apartment. I soon discovered it was my boyfriend's feet. FML

#19453848
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21411) - you deserved it (2730)

On 04/12/2012 at 1:30am - love - by Kayla (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I had a bubble bath to help me relax. I was more stressed out by the sound of all the bubbles popping than I was to begin with. FML

#19452879
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15193) - you deserved it (8007)

On 04/11/2012 at 10:54pm - misc - by dl - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my ex, who I'm still in love with, emailed me. I thought she changed her mind about us, so I poured my heart out to her. She just wanted to let me know she has chlamydia, and advise me to go to the clinic. FML

#19451298
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24947) - you deserved it (4199)

On 04/11/2012 at 7:05pm - health - by clinictime - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I got home to find our house broken into. Among other things, the thieves took our television, my laptop and several pieces of expensive jewelry. Also missing was my daughter's My Little Pony collection. I think we were robbed by a Brony. FML

#19450814
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23721) - you deserved it (1866)

On 04/11/2012 at 5:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was eating a banana, and decided to practice my blowjob skills, since my boyfriend is always complaining that I'm bad at giving head. Let's just say my lungs now have their daily dose of potassium. FML

#19450302
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9461) - you deserved it (33169)

On 04/11/2012 at 3:53pm - intimacy - by potassiumgirl - United States (Florida)

Today, my seven-year-old told me to lose weight. Her reason? There's a family fun day coming up at her school and she is embarrassed. FML

#19447542
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17156) - you deserved it (19616)

On 04/11/2012 at 1:04am - kids - by vanessax (woman) - United States (Indiana)



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