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ladyLALAA

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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About ladyLALAA : I keep odd hours and like to laugh!

I like meeting randoms so feel free to drop me a message fellow creeper!

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ladyLALAA's favorite FMLs

Today, while driving home after the legal curfew, I narrowly avoided a police roadblock and backtracked a mile to drive home another way. I then ran out of gas a mile away from my house. FML

#19504402
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8081) - you deserved it (25986)

On 04/21/2012 at 1:12am - misc - by ugh (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I called my mobile phone provider to end my contract. A sales rep spent over half an hour trying to convince me to reconsider, and I kept refusing. I ended up breaking down and accepting a "more economical" contract, which I didn't notice costs almost twice as much as the last one. FML

#19503587
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7163) - you deserved it (32458)

On 04/20/2012 at 10:49pm - money - by ... (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I spent hours baking an apple pie to impress my future mother-in-law. I was especially proud of the fact I'd made the crust and filling myself. When I served it to her, she picked off the crust and, between mouthfuls, bitched that it was nothing like canned pie filling. FML

#19501671
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23102) - you deserved it (1701)

On 04/20/2012 at 4:24pm - misc - by ohgodwhy (woman) - United States

Today, I offered my phone number to the guy I've been flirting back and forth with all week. He said no. FML

#19497689
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20829) - you deserved it (3456)

On 04/19/2012 at 9:26pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I overheard a conversation between coworkers, during which my name was mentioned, then, "and then I followed her around for a bit, but she didn’t do it again." Everyone laughed. I've no idea what I did that was so funny. FML

#19492319
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20398) - you deserved it (1812)

On 04/18/2012 at 9:15pm - work - by What? (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had to put one of my preschool students in timeout for masturbating during nap time. FML

#19486028
324 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38245) - you deserved it (3601)

On 04/17/2012 at 8:07pm - intimacy - by lindsaykay - United States

Today, I was looking through my Internet browsing history. Apparently my wife had searched "How to have an affair without getting caught". FML

#19484156
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35566) - you deserved it (2280)

On 04/17/2012 at 2:11pm - love - by Jason199615 - United States (Missouri)

Today, there was a mandatory staff-wide "cleaning party" for a corporate inspection. I was assigned the outside bar which is infested with full-grown roaches with wings. FML

#19482004
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20761) - you deserved it (1851)

On 04/17/2012 at 12:26am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while packing my luggage from vacation I thought I saw a penny drop into my bag. After looking everywhere I couldn't find it. Now that I am home I found out that I had mistaken a cockroach for a penny. I now have a family of cockroaches living in my luggage. FML

#19476471
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23266) - you deserved it (2571)

On 04/16/2012 at 12:24am - animals - by penny-dropping - United States

Today, I tried to be kind to animals and get my dad to buy cage-free eggs. When I told him it was dollar more, he started yelling and making a scene in the middle of the store, saying that chickens are ugly and they deserve to suffer. FML

#19469757
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24210) - you deserved it (5752)

On 04/14/2012 at 11:46pm - misc - by ilovechickens - United States

Today, as a medical student working in a hospital, I asked a patient if he had any questions for me or his physician. His only question: whether or not my breasts are real. FML

Today, I surprised my daughter by telling her that I'm going to treat the family to a trip to the Himalayas in a few months. She promptly threw a tantrum and listed her main reasons for not wanting us to go: "It's a freaking desert there," and, "I'll miss the new Spiderman movie." FML

#19463259
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23137) - you deserved it (3745)

On 04/13/2012 at 9:01pm - kids - by neverakid (man) - United States

Today, my husband told me to stop faking being sick, because, "morning sickness doesn't happen after noon." FML

#19460705
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28249) - you deserved it (2799)

On 04/13/2012 at 10:15am - love - by prego - United States (Michigan)

Today, I told my girlfriend that I would still care for her if she was a vegetable. She informed me that if I was a potato, she would cut me into chips. And fry me. FML

#19459433
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20326) - you deserved it (6399)

On 04/13/2012 at 12:46am - love - by jesifairy - Australia



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