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ladyLALAA

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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About ladyLALAA : I keep odd hours and like to laugh!

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ladyLALAA's favorite FMLs

Today, I asked the girl I'm madly in love with out to dinner. When she asked me if I would pay, I jokingly said, "Well, that depends on how the date goes." She looked me up and down and said, "No thanks then." FML

#19549742
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21035) - you deserved it (13981)

On 04/29/2012 at 7:56pm - love - by -insert clever nickname here- - United States (Washington)

Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. She didnt look away and we stared at each other for a while; then she asked me what I wanted from McDonalds. FML

#19547170
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38426) - you deserved it (9248)

On 04/29/2012 at 11:10am - intimacy - by ShadowJack - United States

Today, I spoke to my ex again for the first time after our breakup. The first words out of his mouth were, "I love you, so I'm going to have to confess some things in the hopes that my honesty will help us get back together." It didn't, but it does mean I have to get tested now. FML

#19546039
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29929) - you deserved it (2876)

On 04/29/2012 at 2:41am - health - by Anne - United States

Today, I told the hairdresser that my kid had cut my hair. I don't have kids. I was just really drunk. FML

#19545053
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7149) - you deserved it (29744)

On 04/28/2012 at 11:06pm - misc - by faux ma (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out that of the three medications I am taking for depression, one causes weight gain, one causes severe weight gain, and one "might cause weight gain." FML

#19545026
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27747) - you deserved it (3003)

On 04/28/2012 at 11:00pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I discovered that my daughter refuses to eat, but not because she's anorexic. Apparently, her health class has learned about the digestive system and now she refuses to "take part in something so gross." FML

#19530621
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26178) - you deserved it (2458)

On 04/26/2012 at 12:36am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I've been diagnosed with a severe lung infection. This causes me to viciously hack up a lung every two minutes or so. Not only can I barely breathe as it is, my job requires lots of running around, cleaning and interacting with customers. I have a five-hour shift tonight. FML

#19529513
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20878) - you deserved it (2050)

On 04/25/2012 at 9:27pm - health - by MissMae93 (woman) - United States

Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents over dinner. During the meal, he excused himself to the bathroom, and when he didn't come back after a few minutes, I went to check up on him. I ended up finding him in the living room, pocketing a pack of ambien from my mom's bag. FML

#19528563
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25850) - you deserved it (3127)

On 04/25/2012 at 6:43pm - love - by anyoi (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had to explain to a potential client that I wouldn't represent him, because suing his neighbor for calling him a pansy would get us laughed out of court and likely get me disbarred. His response was to get violent and threaten to sue me for violating his civil rights. FML

#19528006
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22978) - you deserved it (1916)

On 04/25/2012 at 4:50pm - work - by A Henderson (man) - United States

Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML

#19527875
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27639) - you deserved it (8239)

On 04/25/2012 at 4:06pm - kids - by KC (woman) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, I finally found the jewelry my two-year-old son had lost when it got lodged in my foot. FML

#19526699
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19126) - you deserved it (2431)

On 04/25/2012 at 10:33am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, it was snowing, and the campus looked just lovely. I sat on a nearby window ledge to enjoy the view. I was joined by a girl who looked fascinated as well, so I decided to make small talk. She nodded, smiled wistfully, and said, "There's herpes in the air today." FML

#19525973
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25647) - you deserved it (2860)

On 04/25/2012 at 2:22am - intimacy - by intheairtonight (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was so lonely that I had a conversation with myself on my way home. It was only when I reached my apartment complex that I discovered that my neighbour had been walking behind me, laughing to himself the whole way. FML

#19525636
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20686) - you deserved it (9813)

On 04/25/2012 at 12:50am - misc - by unfortunate (woman) - Sweden

Today, I found out that my unemployed and very needy mother-in-law will be moving in with us soon. And during my conversation on the phone with her, she expects us to buy a house and my wife and I can "live with her." My wife agrees with all of this. FML

#19523754
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27757) - you deserved it (2469)

On 04/24/2012 at 8:08pm - love - by nofrickenway - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boss made me work a longer shift than usual. Not because he needed me in, but just so I'd finish at the same time as his brat of a son, and give him a lift home. FML

#19522593
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23719) - you deserved it (1789)

On 04/24/2012 at 4:15pm - work - by Mug - United Kingdom



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