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ladyLALAA's favorite FMLs

Today, I discovered that last night, my son snuck downstairs at 3am, drank two glasses of my very expensive wine, threw up on his bed, and then slept in his own vomit. My son is 14. FML

#19517989
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29530) - you deserved it (5440)

On 04/23/2012 at 6:51pm - kids - by sadmommy - United States (Texas)

Today, I left my number on my receipt for a cute waitress. As I was leaving the bar, she came running out and called me over. I obviously got excited. Turns out I'd forgotten to sign my slip. FML

#19516000
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9936) - you deserved it (17791)

On 04/23/2012 at 9:22am - love - by Dave (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I met my girlfriend's mom. She went on about how my girlfriend's dad is a no good drunk, following this statement with spilling her fifth glass of wine. FML

#19515132
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19961) - you deserved it (1701)

On 04/23/2012 at 1:50am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got home from work to find my boyfriend sobbing hysterically over the death of his cat. The only cat he could be talking about is the one on his Sims account. FML

#19505597
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23568) - you deserved it (2720)

On 04/21/2012 at 10:50am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Maryland)

Today, my boyfriend said he was going to give me breakfast in bed before he left. He walked over, threw some granola bars on the bed next to me and left. FML

#19505395
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22968) - you deserved it (3584)

On 04/21/2012 at 9:04am - love - by still hungry - United States (Illinois)

Today, my mum bought a phone. Since teaching her how to text, I have received 27 messages, repeatedly saying the word "penis". FML

#19505040
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21762) - you deserved it (4175)

On 04/21/2012 at 5:26am - misc - by jaderie - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I went to the bathroom to pee. I looked at the toilet paper after I wiped and saw a spider on it. It was still wiggling its legs. FML

#19504984
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26691) - you deserved it (3256)

On 04/21/2012 at 4:36am - animals - by yikes - United States

Today, while driving home after the legal curfew, I narrowly avoided a police roadblock and backtracked a mile to drive home another way. I then ran out of gas a mile away from my house. FML

#19504402
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7952) - you deserved it (25718)

On 04/21/2012 at 1:12am - misc - by ugh (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I called my mobile phone provider to end my contract. A sales rep spent over half an hour trying to convince me to reconsider, and I kept refusing. I ended up breaking down and accepting a "more economical" contract, which I didn't notice costs almost twice as much as the last one. FML

#19503587
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7113) - you deserved it (32288)

On 04/20/2012 at 10:49pm - money - by ... (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I spent hours baking an apple pie to impress my future mother-in-law. I was especially proud of the fact I'd made the crust and filling myself. When I served it to her, she picked off the crust and, between mouthfuls, bitched that it was nothing like canned pie filling. FML

#19501671
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22991) - you deserved it (1698)

On 04/20/2012 at 4:24pm - misc - by ohgodwhy (woman) - United States

Today, I offered my phone number to the guy I've been flirting back and forth with all week. He said no. FML

#19497689
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20719) - you deserved it (3446)

On 04/19/2012 at 9:26pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I overheard a conversation between coworkers, during which my name was mentioned, then, "and then I followed her around for a bit, but she didn’t do it again." Everyone laughed. I've no idea what I did that was so funny. FML

#19492319
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19839) - you deserved it (1762)

On 04/18/2012 at 9:15pm - work - by What? (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had to put one of my preschool students in timeout for masturbating during nap time. FML

#19486028
324 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37409) - you deserved it (3528)

On 04/17/2012 at 8:07pm - intimacy - by lindsaykay - United States

Today, I was looking through my Internet browsing history. Apparently my wife had searched "How to have an affair without getting caught". FML

#19484156
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35315) - you deserved it (2267)

On 04/17/2012 at 2:11pm - love - by Jason199615 - United States (Missouri)



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