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About labgirl : First schooling- lab geek. Tend to babble. Spend to much time with paper stuff at work to worry much of the bad grammer, run on sentences, bad spelling - unless very badly done-on here. A little older. Canadian. Usually when a thought comes it tends to fall out of mouth.
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Today, I met a girl who's the whole package: brains, beauty, shared interests, great personality, single, and into me. Too bad I married my bitchy, depressive high school girlfriend who said she'd kill herself if I didn't. Sometimes, she still tells me she'll do it if we divorce. I believe her. FML
Today, I moved in with my brother to save on a swanky apartment. I was skeptical as to how this would work out as we fought a lot as kids. Our first big fight? Whether or not to keep his dorm-style futon complete with Return of the Jedi sheets. He's a 35-yr old physician; I'm a 28-yr old lawyer. FML
Friday 22 May 2015