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  • Birth Date : Thursday 3 January 1974 (40 years)
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  • Number of visits : 258
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About labgirl : First schooling- lab geek. Tend to babble. Spend to much time with paper stuff at work to worry much of the bad grammer, run on sentences, bad spelling - unless very badly done-on here. A little older. Canadian. Usually when a thought comes it tends to fall out of mouth.

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Today, at my new job, some juvenile cockbite spiked my food with a laxative, as part of some kind of bizarre hazing ritual. The bastard got ratted out and suspended, but my arsehole now feels like it's been blown apart by a nuclear warhead. I thought this shit only happened in movies. FML

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On 12/20/2012 at 4:49pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I was on a crowded bus when the woman behind me vomited. The guy next to her was a sympathy puker. So were 3 other people. There was no room to escape. FML

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On 12/14/2012 at 7:28am - misc - by MiscHats (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was doing a presentation in front of my boss. On the last slide, someone had put a picture of a man's cock. I later found out it was my boss who did it. It was his "good reason" to fire me. FML

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On 12/10/2012 at 9:05pm - work - by golfstar11 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I realized that the comforting, unique scent of my mother in my childhood was actually the smell of the marijuana she smokes. FML

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On 11/29/2012 at 10:35pm - misc - by childhoodupinsmoke (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was shopping when I overheard a woman telling an employee that she was buying an iPad for her 5-year-old son. Annoyed, I turned around and ranted about how he should have more age appropriate toys. Then she explained that her son is autistic and will be using the iPad to communicate. FML

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On 11/29/2012 at 12:29am - misc - by Mimi - United States

Today, my husband quit his job as a university professor and picked up the graveyard shift at a rat farm so he could have more time during the day to play World of Warcraft. FML

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On 11/28/2012 at 1:32am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I woke up after a night of drinking to find that while I was passed out someone stole my prosthetic leg. FML

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142 comments

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On 11/12/2012 at 10:10am - health - by poserpilot - United States (California)

Today, due to a health insurance mix up, my schizophrenic girlfriend has been off her meds for a little over a week. She's convinced I can read her mind, and if I don't stop "pretending" she'll slit my throat in my sleep. Her medication won't be available for at least another two weeks. FML

#20159457
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On 11/11/2012 at 7:50pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I corrected someone who spelled "learned" as "learnt" on my favorite forum. Nothing could've prepared me for the torrent of abuse that followed from the non-American members. Now I'm banned for "trolling," and all my 7,000+ posts since 2006 are gone forever. FML

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On 05/08/2012 at 6:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my girlfriend woefully admitted that she thinks of me more as a brother than as a boyfriend, all while I was still inside her. FML

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On 01/27/2012 at 5:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had to go to a birthday party for 10 year old triplets. They've all been dead for more than 9 years. FML

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On 06/20/2011 at 12:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boss scheduled a staff breakfast at a swanky new restaurant for all the hard work we've been doing. The dining area is on the roof, and the building has no elevator. I've been in a wheelchair for 11 years. When I brought this to my boss's attention, he said it wasn't his problem. FML

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On 05/20/2011 at 1:59pm - work - by jayc80 (man) - Bermuda (Hamilton)

Today, I came home to my front door open and a homeless man taking a 'bath' in my sink. If this wasn't bad enough, he refused to leave because 'finders keepers!' FML

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