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by Anonymous / 11/17/2015 at 9:13pm / United States (Virginia) / Kids
Today, my mom told me that if I wanted to commit suicide, I should make it seem like a car accident, and not do it in the house, because she would be too embarrassed if people thought she was a bad parent. FML
by WasNotAdopted / 04/28/2015 at 9:26am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/11/2014 at 7:03am / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
by Username / 05/17/2011 at 12:05am / Miscellaneous
by Whatdididowrong? / 05/10/2011 at 1:18am / Kids
Today, my school handed out the new yearbook. I was so excited to be on the cover page in a group shot with all my friends until I realized that I was having a boner at the time the pic was taken. These books go out to the whole school. Everyone noticed. FML
by caughtontape / 03/22/2009 at 7:06pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
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