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kyrisonfusion

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  • Birth Date : Friday 17 April 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 339
  • Number of comments : 77
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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kyrisonfusion's favorite FMLs

Today, I excitedly told my husband that I'm pregnant with our first child. With the most shit-eating grin, he said, "Hi, Pregnant. I'm dad." FML

#21493785
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27749) - you deserved it (8729)

On 11/17/2015 at 9:13pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my mom told me that if I wanted to commit suicide, I should make it seem like a car accident, and not do it in the house, because she would be too embarrassed if people thought she was a bad parent. FML

#21401085
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38229) - you deserved it (2877)

On 04/28/2015 at 9:26am - misc - by WasNotAdopted (man) - United States (California)

Today, on the bus, a little boy gave me the dirtiest look, pointed at my pregnant stomach, and menacingly said, "I know what you did." FML

#21205823
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55152) - you deserved it (7452)

On 07/11/2014 at 7:03am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I updated my facebook status as "lost all contacts, need numbers". My mom commented saying "her phone didn't get reset, she just doesn't have any friends". Her comment got 32 likes. FML

#16216405
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48246) - you deserved it (8421)

On 05/17/2011 at 12:05am - misc - by Username -

Today, my 12 year old son came home from school and informed me that he bought an air guitar for $20. He honestly thinks this is a good price. FML

#16113855
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37561) - you deserved it (12050)

On 05/10/2011 at 1:18am - kids - by Whatdididowrong? -

Today, my school handed out the new yearbook. I was so excited to be on the cover page in a group shot with all my friends until I realized that I was having a boner at the time the pic was taken. These books go out to the whole school. Everyone noticed. FML

#537010
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (90992) - you deserved it (19937)

On 03/22/2009 at 7:06pm - intimacy - by caughtontape - United States (Pennsylvania)



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