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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 17 July 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 166
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About kyliersb : Instagram? @kkyyylliieee
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kyliersb's favorite FMLs

Today, I saw a man in an army uniform. As a bit of a patriot, I went up to thank him for his service. After about 10 minutes of me going on and on, he started laughing. He wasn't a soldier. FML

#20405129
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16014) - you deserved it (25828)

On 12/18/2012 at 2:48am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while my mother was driving me to school, her coffee started to spill. So like a normal parent, she held it over my lap. FML

#20397679
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25077) - you deserved it (1888)

On 12/13/2012 at 7:37am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I ran into my high school crush at Target. When I asked her if she remembered me, she patted me on the head, said, "Unfortunately," and walked away. FML

#20191408
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21701) - you deserved it (2304)

On 12/04/2012 at 8:06pm - misc - by Likian5 (man) - United States

Today, my teacher wore a bikini at the pool. She is 68. FML

#20153506
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21825) - you deserved it (3908)

On 11/07/2012 at 1:39pm - work - by Owen - Canada (Alberta)

Today, just for old time's sake, I decided to jump on my bed. I ended up hitting my head on the spinning fan and knocking myself unconscious. FML

#20114543
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9714) - you deserved it (30558)

On 10/13/2012 at 2:45am - health - by lalalalainie - United States (California)

Today, I had to be treated for chemical burns, because my mother got the bright idea of using paint thinner to clean me up after I'd painted our living room. FML

#20112154
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19857) - you deserved it (2610)

On 10/11/2012 at 3:03pm - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend of 3 months got mad at me because I thought she was attractive. She has an identical twin, and she says if I think she's attractive, I must want her twin too. FML

#20107518
166 comments

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On 10/08/2012 at 2:36pm - love - by jack - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was sitting on a rather small, uncomfortable bean bag while my friend was sitting on a nice chair. She asked if I wanted to switch seats, not so I could be more comfortable, but because she thought I was too fat and that I would burst the bean bag. FML

#20105161
67 comments

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On 10/07/2012 at 1:03am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my boyfriend excitedly showed me his new juicer, and used up all the fruit in the house making new concoctions. It was adorable until later on, in the middle of getting frisky, he asked if we could go to the grocery store to buy more fruit. FML

#20089658
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24114) - you deserved it (2820)

On 09/26/2012 at 2:46pm - intimacy - by Juiced (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I found a Justin Bieber shrine in my daughter's closet. FML

#20077908
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28365) - you deserved it (3378)

On 09/18/2012 at 3:51pm - kids - by unfortunateMother (woman) - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, after what I thought was an amazing sex session with my boyfriend, he let out a big sigh and told me I need to watch more porn. FML

#20067539
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28291) - you deserved it (5862)

On 09/11/2012 at 12:54pm - intimacy - by apparently inexperienced (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my ex-girlfriend sent me an email. I was excited that she wanted to make amends for cheating on me before I dumped her. No, the email had a photo of her making out with the guy she cheated on me with, and the caption, "What you wish you still had". FML

#20063251
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26448) - you deserved it (2337)

On 09/08/2012 at 2:19pm - love - by max5 (man) - France (Aquitaine)

Today, I was in a terrific mood after finding a bouquet of beautiful flowers on my doorstep when I came home. That is, until I recognised the handwriting of my "secret admirer" was the same as my mother's. FML

#20055321
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22069) - you deserved it (1807)

On 09/03/2012 at 4:39am - love - by mfnfhdjdjddjsjfn - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by picture, during a game of Draw Something. FML

#20042043
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29138) - you deserved it (1997)

On 08/26/2012 at 1:03am - love - by wtf - New Zealand (Southland)

Today, a stranger came up to me with a flirty smile, greeted me by my name, and asked if I remembered him. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't remember, so I asked him to tell me. He promptly left with a disappointed look. He was the most gorgeous person I've ever seen. FML

#20031656
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30715) - you deserved it (6848)

On 08/20/2012 at 9:25am - misc - by Maria (woman) - Estonia (Harjumaa)



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