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kyliebear's favorite FMLs
Today, I handed in an assignment in health class that had to calculate my BMI. Embarassed by my weight I put it 15 pounds less. I got the assignment back and lost credit for something. Circled in red pen on the top was you must put your "EXACT" weight. FML
by ohh jeez. / 02/20/2009 at 9:49pm / United States (New Jersey) / Work
by J / 02/11/2009 at 2:14am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by Lou Czar / 01/07/2009 at 6:56pm / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
Today, I was jacking off casually to a picture of my ex-girlfriend, when all of the sudden, my friend sends me an IM picture of a granny bending over which pops up on my screen. I think my sex life is ruined forever. FML
by Anonymous / 12/17/2008 at 11:32pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
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- Today, I saved up enough money to get my phone fixed because the screen had broke. Excited leaving… Today, I shaved down there and used new shaving cream. Apparently my cat likes the new scent and I… Today, I was playing video games in the dark and drinking soda during the slow periods. When I took…