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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 2 November 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2127
  • Number of comments : 188
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About kyliebear : Just an average the life in Sydney. Mwah xox

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Today, I handed in an assignment in health class that had to calculate my BMI. Embarassed by my weight I put it 15 pounds less. I got the assignment back and lost credit for something. Circled in red pen on the top was you must put your "EXACT" weight. FML


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On 02/20/2009 at 9:49pm - work - by ohh jeez. - United States (New Jersey)

Today, at lunch I ordered a coke. The waiter replied "diet coke?" and I corrected him saying, "No, regular coke." He shook his head and said again, "diet coke." FML


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On 02/11/2009 at 2:14am - misc - by J (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I signed up on one of those "cheater" dating sites. I ended up meeting my own girlfriend. FML


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On 01/07/2009 at 6:56pm - intimacy - by Lou Czar - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was jacking off casually to a picture of my ex-girlfriend, when all of the sudden, my friend sends me an IM picture of a granny bending over which pops up on my screen. I think my sex life is ruined forever. FML


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On 12/17/2008 at 11:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

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