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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 2 November 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2268
  • Number of comments : 188
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About kyliebear : Just an average female..living the life in Sydney. Mwah xox

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Today, I was in the grocery store getting looool bananas and there was this real hot guy next to me. He said ayy beautiful so I smild. He then askd if I was free on friday night. I smild and said "yes y do u ask?" He lookd up from the bananas and pointd to the bluetooth in his ear. FML

#3093736
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52947) - you deserved it (14840)

On 06/21/2009 at 3:50pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Yesterday I Went To A Family Dinner . While Waiting To Be Seated A Guy Walked By And I Looked To See If He Was Hot . Then My Grandma Yelled "Get Yur Eyeballs Back In Yur Head And Quit Staring At Boys!" Thehole Restaurant Heard Her . Including The Guy . And Yes He Was Hot . FML

#2826530
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On 06/12/2009 at 9:46am - love - by embarrassment (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Yesterday I Went To A Family Dinner . While Waiting To Be Seated A Guy Walked By And I Looked To See If He Was Hot . Then My Grandma Yelled "Get Yur Eyeballs Back In Yur Head And Quit Staring At Boys!" Thehole Restaurant Heard Her . Including The Guy . And Yes He Was Hot . FML

#2826530
131 comments

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On 06/12/2009 at 9:46am - love - by embarrassment (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today , I Was Babysitting. I Was Sitting On The Sofa When I Felt That I Need To Ajust Mah Sitting Arangment. After Moving , I Felt A Small Toy Snap Under Me. The Little Boy Said It Was Fine. One Hour Later He Snuck Up On Me An Beat Me With An Umbrella For Breaking His Toy. FML

#2621619
225 comments

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On 06/05/2009 at 1:25am - kids - by KPKallery (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today... I took my girlfriend to a Bo Bice concert fir her birthday. She loves him so I bought us second row seats. After we got there we ran into some friends of hers sitting way back in the lawn section... an of course she wanted to sit with them. I paid $300 to sit on the grass an watch Bo Bice. FML

#2398293
118 comments

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On 05/29/2009 at 9:54am - misc - by roark0806 (man) - United States (New York)

yesterday I was at a restaurant wen I eard a young girl telling er fater se didn't tink se was pretty. Wen I got up to leave, I walked past er table and told er se was beautiful. Her dad ten punced me in te face. FML

#1737355
206 comments

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On 05/07/2009 at 11:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

today is mah boyfriend an mah 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video an exercise equipment. fat FML

#1322520
135 comments

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On 04/25/2009 at 2:41pm - love - by fmlgirl (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was playing an laughing with my new babby boy. He was giggling, an it was adorable. Out of nowhere I say ( you're my favorite! ). Now I'm sitting here talking to my two other children about how what I said earlier I didn't mean personally. They never want to talk to me again. FML

#1176288
240 comments

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On 04/20/2009 at 10:39pm - kids - by Damnlife123 (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

my mom askd if she could use rd dress fir her two-week trip to the Caribbean. I said no, because I was going to a party and I wantd to wear it. She calld me a selfish, greedy bitchho would stay single forever. I paid fir her plane ticket, her hotel fees and her cruise ship fee. FML

#976819
412 comments

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On 04/14/2009 at 6:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was walking down the street with mah acoustic guitar on mah back !! I saw a grl that I lyk coming down the opposite way, so I decided to play mah guitar to try and impress her !! I started to tune it quickly, but while I wasn't paying attention, I ran into a pole !! Now mah guitar is cracked !! FML

#740742
106 comments

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On 04/01/2009 at 1:47am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had to get mah hair chopped off fir a role that I'm playing in a show. I was staring at the floor while the woman cut mah hair, and I suddenly heard her start crying. Her tears were immediately followed by "It's okay! I have a friend in New York who can fix it. We won't charge you." mega FML

#267715
68 comments

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On 03/11/2009 at 1:21am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I emailed the guy I like to ask him on a coffee date. He responded, declining by telling me he never drinks coffee. We met at Starbucks. FML

#257838
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57895) - you deserved it (3767)

On 03/10/2009 at 12:20am - love - by nononame (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I dacidad to do a load of laundry!! Two minutas into ta cycla, I raalizad tat I laft ma iPod in ma swaatpants pockat!! Ta wasing macina door locks automatically and cannot ba opanad until ta 40-minuta cycla is up!! maga FML

Today, i walked into starbucks for a job application. I asked the manager if they were hiring, I really need a job. He looked me up an down an replied, ( NO ). There was a 'now hiring' sign in the window. FML

#176677
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41537) - you deserved it (4311)

On 03/01/2009 at 10:03pm - work - by timmyb (man) - United States (California)



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