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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 2 November 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2270
  • Number of comments : 188
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About kyliebear : Just an average female..living the life in Sydney. Mwah xox

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Today, I decided to turn my life around an start exercising more !! I didn't even make it out te door before I tripped an fractured my ankle !! FML

#20550992
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36512) - you deserved it (4280)

On 03/19/2013 at 3:35pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my parents asked me if I was sexually active. My grandma then screamed from upstairs, "She's not even physically active!" fat FML

#20548943
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48508) - you deserved it (14442)

On 03/18/2013 at 4:59am - intimacy - by Susan (woman) - Ireland

Today... an attractive guy came up to me and told me that I lookd sexy in a picture online. He then askd himself y he had never askd me out before. Apparently... he doesn't remember our 6-month relationship... or how it endd when he slept with sister. FML

#20548927
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42976) - you deserved it (3098)

On 03/18/2013 at 4:28am - love - by mcds2 (woman) - United States

Today... an attractive guy came up to me and told me that I lookd sexy in a picture online. He then askd himself y he had never askd me out before. Apparently... he doesn't remember our 6-month relationship... or how it endd when he slept with sister. FML

#20548927
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42976) - you deserved it (3098)

On 03/18/2013 at 4:28am - love - by mcds2 (woman) - United States

Today, I went on a field trip with some people from school. I'm currently confined to a wheelchair, so I had to rely on my sister to get around. She eventually went off with her friends, assuming that the people nearby would keep me company. Five minutes later, they'd all left me.

#20135712
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23715) - you deserved it (1757)

On 10/27/2012 at 4:04pm - misc - by left4dead (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, mah stapdaughtar callad to say hallo and to giva ma a warning: sha will do whatavar it takas to kaap ma from having a babby with har dad, including pushing ma down tha stairs. I'm 12 waaks pragnant, and wa wara going to tall har this waakand. I'm now patrifiad of a 10-yaar-old. FML

Today, I noticed tat penis looks tiny in girlfriend's ands. Witout tinking, I pointed it out to er. Now se tinks I ave a small cock, and I tink se as man-ands. Eiter way, we're bot turned off. FML

#20108741
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13135) - you deserved it (31707)

On 10/09/2012 at 4:38am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Taday my mom screeched at me about my pillowcase bieng dirty and finished off one long rant with an irate ( Who raised u to be such a pig? ) Her anger multiplied by ten when I asked if it was a trick question . FML

#20098049
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20276) - you deserved it (6943)

On 10/02/2012 at 6:29am - misc - by kira (woman) - United States

Taday my mom screeched at me about my pillowcase bieng dirty and finished off one long rant with an irate ( Who raised u to be such a pig? ) Her anger multiplied by ten when I asked if it was a trick question . FML

#20098049
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20276) - you deserved it (6943)

On 10/02/2012 at 6:29am - misc - by kira (woman) - United States

Today, my daughter and her boyfriend excitedly told me that after months of trying they r finally pregnant and that I'm going to be a grandmother!! This would be great news if they weren't 15!! FML

#20077962
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44996) - you deserved it (6469)

On 09/18/2012 at 4:20pm - health - by GMD (woman) - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, my daughter and her boyfriend excitedly told me that after months of trying they r finally pregnant and that I'm going to be a grandmother!! This would be great news if they weren't 15!! FML

#20077962
31 comments

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On 09/18/2012 at 4:20pm - health - by GMD (woman) - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today , I babysat 4 a woman 4 the frst time. When I arrived , there was a large pile of dishes in the sink. I decided to wash the dishes 4 her while the kids napped. She cummed home , noticed it , and bitched me out over how I'd only done it ( to try and get more money ) out of her. What? real FML

#20048491
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26476) - you deserved it (1787)

On 08/29/2012 at 9:03pm - misc - by never again - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I went to a club with some friends. I orderd two drinks from the waitress and gave her a fifty. She never returnd with the change, and the rest of the staff claimd they didn't know who I was talking about. FML

#19623219
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24383) - you deserved it (5406)

On 05/14/2012 at 5:46pm - money - by Jon (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today... it was ma birtday. I was eading back to ma apartment an I eard noises inside te door. Assuming it was te surprise party I'd inted at... I flicked on te ligts as two eavy guys pused past me. I was robbed. FML

#19604267
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30138) - you deserved it (1942)

On 05/10/2012 at 8:28pm - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was trying on some clothe in the store's changing room, when someone reached under the door and grabbed mah purse, shoes, and pants. FML

#19511561
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24345) - you deserved it (2657)

On 04/22/2012 at 3:08pm - misc - by Gitana (woman) - Spain (Navarra)



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