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kylefitz20
  • Town/Country : Grand rapids, Michigan
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 20 November 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 1111
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, my fiancé picked which new house he thinks we should live in based on the fact that the bathroom was set up in such a way that he can drink himself in to a stupor, then use the toilet and puke in the sink at the same time. FML

#8891983
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I agree, your life sucks (18109) - you deserved it (4889)

On 03/07/2010 at 12:25pm - love - by ohshit (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I was home alone. It was very dark and so I went to turn on the lights, when I heard the sound of a gun loading. I dropped to the floor but never heard a gun fire. I got up and heard the sound again. When I got lights on, I discovered it was only my printer telling me it was out of paper. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7590) - you deserved it (19437)

On 03/07/2010 at 12:02am - misc - by OhaiiKid (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I stole a bite of my boyfriend's hamburger. He threw a fit, saying I took too big a bite and I had to replace it with a new, more expensive one. Afterwards, he said how lucky I was he didn't break up with me then and there. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29632) - you deserved it (8456)

On 03/04/2010 at 12:15pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Estonia (Harjumaa)



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