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Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML

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On 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that I have a warrant for my arrest, because I was fishing without a fishing license. FML

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On 07/25/2011 at 1:43am - misc - by handyman13 - United States

Today, I was invited over to a dinner with the CEOs of my company, along with my two children. My 3 year-old asked loudly why we have two "nose holes", to which my 4 year-old son replied "So you can pick your nose and still breathe!" He then demonstrated. FML

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On 07/13/2011 at 12:43am - kids - by ohno - United States (Colorado)

Today, for breakfast, there were scrambled eggs, boiled eggs, bacon, sausages, fresh bread, croissants, brownies, donuts, fruit smoothie, coffee, tea and orange juice. Too bad no one bothered wake me up. FML

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On 07/04/2011 at 3:27am - misc - by Gustav Fjorder - Switzerland

Today, I found out that my husband named our daughter after his favorite porn star. FML

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On 05/08/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by Oblivious (woman) - Kuwait



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