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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 December 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 161
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About kyiomi : My nickname is zombiegirl. I love the letter z. I write stories on I am under the username kyiomi. I am taken. Anything else, and i guess you will have to message me. So stop reading my babbling, and read FMLs! Seriously GO!

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200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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Today, I was at Walmart when I saw my grandpa in the next aisle looking at magazines. Wanting to surprise him, I ran up behind him and hugged him around the middle. Up close, I realized he wasn't my grandpa. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15431) - you deserved it (26591)

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