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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 December 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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About kyiomi : Kyiomi.
I love writing, reading, WWE, and laughing at other people's misery.

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Today, I was at Walmart when I saw my grandpa in the next aisle looking at magazines. Wanting to surprise him, I ran up behind him and hugged him around the middle. Up close, I realized he wasn't my grandpa. FML


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