Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 December 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 156
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About kyiomi : My nickname is zombiegirl. I love the letter z. I write stories on I am under the username kyiomi. I am taken. Anything else, and i guess you will have to message me. So stop reading my babbling, and read FMLs! Seriously GO!

kyiomi's page activity

Visits<b>sandormatyi</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 12:58pm<b>Bentetastic</b> - the 02/26/2014 at 2:58am<b>aida27</b> - the 01/13/2014 at 10:57pm<b>Fuaaad1994</b> - the 12/13/2013 at 8:24pm<b>graceinsheepwear</b> - the 08/18/2013 at 1:12pm<b>tangonaf</b> - the 07/03/2013 at 3:58am<b>soccerforlife_27</b> - the 06/08/2013 at 9:34pm<b>jhavranek</b> - the 06/07/2013 at 4:36am<b>alice_in_mordor</b> - the 04/05/2013 at 4:47pm<b>FMLindeedSir</b> - the 03/28/2013 at 5:27pm<b>iShanny</b> - the 02/16/2013 at 1:33pm<b>chrissy2</b> - the 12/21/2012 at 1:00am<b>lilhellian</b> - the 12/19/2012 at 1:29pm<b>htownpostman</b> - the 12/18/2012 at 1:23am<b>elevyn</b> - the 12/11/2012 at 7:43am<b>raphanne</b> - the 12/11/2012 at 6:38am

kyiomi's FML badges


You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

An insomniac or a creature of the dark

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

See all of kyiomi's badges

kyiomi's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at Walmart when I saw my grandpa in the next aisle looking at magazines. Wanting to surprise him, I ran up behind him and hugged him around the middle. Up close, I realized he wasn't my grandpa. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15412) - you deserved it (26549)

On 12/25/2012 at 6:17am - misc - by Oops (woman) - United States (Maine)

FML's blog

  • JT's illustrated FML
  • Hello everybody, how's it going? This week we're looking at the delicate art of getting along with your neighbours. If you've ever lived in an apartment building, you'll know that having people live…

Friday 22 May 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: