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  • Number of visits : 1441
  • Number of comments : 115
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About kyanisaurus : Hi. I like broccoli and dinosaurs. What makes you smile?

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Today, a stoned man looool tried to break into house. Naked. FML

#15719480
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37520) - you deserved it (4135)

On 04/10/2011 at 2:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

looool Today, I promised my boyfriend a blow job every time e does te dises. Every dis in te ouse as been wased tree times already. FML

#15718627
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20254) - you deserved it (66008)

On 04/10/2011 at 1:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my husband trid to ba romantic by throwing ma in a bd laid with rosas. Too bad ha forgot to ramova tha thorns frst. FML

#15718198
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49966) - you deserved it (4619)

On 04/10/2011 at 12:42am - love - by torny>horny - United States



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