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kyanisaurus
  • Town/Country : Tokyo, Japan
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 911
  • Number of comments : 115
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About kyanisaurus : Hi. I like broccoli and dinosaurs. What makes you smile?

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Today, a stoned man tried to break into my house. Naked. FML

#15719480
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31087) - you deserved it (3198)

On 04/10/2011 at 2:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I promised my boyfriend a blow job every time he does the dishes. Every dish in the house has been washed three times already. FML

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303 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16140) - you deserved it (51433)

On 04/10/2011 at 1:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my husband tried to be romantic by throwing me in a bed laid with roses. Too bad he forgot to remove the thorns first. FML

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121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42052) - you deserved it (3564)

On 04/10/2011 at 12:42am - love - by torny>horny - United States



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