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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 1599
  • Number of comments : 115
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About kyanisaurus : Hi. I like broccoli and dinosaurs. What makes you smile?

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kyanisaurus's favorite FMLs

Today, a stoned man tried to break into my house. Naked. FML

#15719480
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39661) - you deserved it (4329)

On 04/10/2011 at 2:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I promised my boyfriend a blow job every time he does the dishes. Every dish in the house has been washed three times already. FML

#15718627
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20342) - you deserved it (66169)

On 04/10/2011 at 1:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my husband tried to be romantic by throwing me in a bed laid with roses. Too bad he forgot to remove the thorns first. FML

#15718198
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51716) - you deserved it (4776)

On 04/10/2011 at 12:42am - love - by torny>horny - United States



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