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  • Number of visits : 1313
  • Number of comments : 115
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About kyanisaurus : Hi. I like broccoli and dinosaurs. What makes you smile?

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Today, my fiancé and I had a fight because he wouldn't let me get what I wanted to eat, even though it was my money. He said, "It's way too many calories. I'm supposed to help you lose weight." When I pointed out that I had given up a month ago, he looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can tell." FML

#16408743
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18194) - you deserved it (44769)

On 05/29/2011 at 9:59pm - misc - by hs (woman) - United States

Today, I was catching the bus to my new job. While waiting at the lights, I decided to play the staring game and ended up staring at a woman in the car next to the bus for ages, really creeping her out. It turns out she's my new boss. FML

#16408581
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10333) - you deserved it (44078)

On 05/29/2011 at 9:45pm - work - by milkymoo (woman) - Cyprus

Today, my boyfriend refused to go down on me because I smelled of baby lotion and it made him feel like a child molester. FML

#16263681
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38773) - you deserved it (15037)

On 05/20/2011 at 4:40am - intimacy - by skiittlez713 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself. FML

#16181302
343 comments

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On 05/15/2011 at 12:41am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was sitting on my balcony reading a book. My upstairs neighbors thought that would be a good time to water their flowers. I'm now drenched in water, as is my book. FML

#16103716
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28780) - you deserved it (3369)

On 05/09/2011 at 11:05am - misc - by Nelson - Sweden

Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML

#16103696
117 comments

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On 05/09/2011 at 11:02am - misc - by scarlet (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my fire alarm startled me so badly that I shit myself. FML

#16081373
216 comments

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On 05/07/2011 at 6:27pm - misc - by Mel (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I accidentally set my hair on fire while lighting a cigarette. I panicked and put it out by slapping myself in the face. FML

#16016488
246 comments

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On 05/02/2011 at 5:33am - misc - by Burnt (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I sent a kinky text message to my boyfriend. Within minutes I got a reply of 'whoever this is, fuck off and give my girlfriend's phone back.' Apparently I'm so bad at writing sexy messages that my boyfriend thought it was a prank from someone who'd stolen my phone. FML

#16016307
111 comments

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On 05/02/2011 at 4:34am - intimacy - by ohtheshame -

Today, I went on a date with a woman. She brought along her stuffed rabbit, and introduced us. FML

#15932020
197 comments

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On 04/26/2011 at 8:03am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Israel

Today, I was mugged. The guy mugging me was eating a banana. FML

#15917217
225 comments

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On 04/25/2011 at 8:11am - misc - by wtfisthisworldcomingto -

Today, while shopping at American Eagle, I found the same "$1,500" wedding ring my fiancé proposed to me with, marked on sale for $10.95. FML

#15904630
378 comments

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On 04/24/2011 at 1:56am - love - by kyla - United States (California)

Today, my husband and I had the grand opening to our new winery. We had a big sign out front saying "FREE GRAPES", to try and get more people interested. People kept giving us dirty looks when passing. We later realized there was something covering the "G". FML

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104 comments

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On 04/24/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, at 5:30 in the morning while I was fast asleep, my cat decided the most threatening thing in my apartment that absolutely needed to be attacked was my left nipple. FML

#15896173
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30416) - you deserved it (4156)

On 04/23/2011 at 9:11am - health - by cdn_steed - United States (New York)

Today, in order to avoid seeing my ex-girlfriend in class, I changed my schedule for "personal reasons." Apparently she had the same idea and changed her schedule as well. We now have all the same classes together. Before, we had just two. FML

#15879148
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29775) - you deserved it (8905)

On 04/21/2011 at 9:53pm - love - by fatcat117 (man) - United States (New Mexico)



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