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  • Number of visits : 1257
  • Number of comments : 115
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About kyanisaurus : Hi. I like broccoli and dinosaurs. What makes you smile?

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kyanisaurus's favorite FMLs

Today, I thought an attractive guy was looking at my tits instead of my face, and prepared to act offended and perhaps flirt. Unfortunately, he was actually looking at the peeling and flaking sunburn in my cleavage, and informed me that Aloe might be helpful. FML

#16571966
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11588) - you deserved it (37437)

On 06/09/2011 at 12:21am - intimacy - by Liz - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, my mother set off the alarms at Walmart by shoplifting. She shouted at me to run, which I didn't. I had to get a ride home from the security guard, since my mother left without me because I didn't get to her car fast enough. FML

#16569461
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44461) - you deserved it (4592)

On 06/08/2011 at 10:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I used a fire extinguisher for the first time. Too bad it was on my car. FML

#16523437
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25041) - you deserved it (3099)

On 06/06/2011 at 12:48am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, while driving with my three year old, I was showing her the different kinds of birds. I pointed out a bright red cardinal perched in a row of hedges. She squealed as it took flight, so happy to see such a brightly colored birdie fly. Until it hit my windshield. FML

#16520207
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29321) - you deserved it (4033)

On 06/05/2011 at 9:44pm - kids - by Whoops (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my aunt gave my cat aspirin because when she touched his nose he had a 'fever'. I came home to a dead cat. FML

#16495613
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53992) - you deserved it (3676)

On 06/04/2011 at 7:22am - animals - by Clumsyblonde22 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from high school at the exact pizza shop we met at where I worked in high school. She broke it off with me after she caught me cheating with her best friend. These days, she's a lawyer who makes six figures a year. I still work at the same pizza shop. FML

#16495261
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10796) - you deserved it (109563)

On 06/04/2011 at 5:36am - love - by PizzaBoySwag (man) - United States (California)

Today, I asked to change my major at the college I'm transferring to in the fall. Instead of letting me change my major, they withdrew my acceptance. FML

#16486485
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32072) - you deserved it (4129)

On 06/03/2011 at 5:34pm - misc - by transfer (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I received an email from my potential employers at the zoo, saying that they won't be hiring me. This wouldn't be so bad if they didn't keep sending me the same email every two hours to remind me that I am still unemployed. FML

#16485621
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27313) - you deserved it (2457)

On 06/03/2011 at 4:22pm - work - by ryjacs - United States (Missouri)

Today, I got flustered because my hair straightener wasn't working. It took me fifteen minutes to realize I hadn't turned it on. FML

#16484312
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7781) - you deserved it (43015)

On 06/03/2011 at 2:32pm - misc - by Faithy (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I had to give a reference for a former employee. I tried to say he was always willing to give us a hand on the job. Instead, I said he was always willing to give us hand-jobs. FML

#16448858
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16380) - you deserved it (27743)

On 06/01/2011 at 8:35am - intimacy - by Username - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I were driving to a costume party. On the way, we got into an argument and she kicked me out of her car. I had to walk around the city center in an Iron Man outfit trying to find the party venue. FML

#16446584
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26965) - you deserved it (8633)

On 06/01/2011 at 1:43am - misc - by 2ndplacechamp - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I wrote in my own yearbook with different styles of handwriting so my mom would think I have friends. FML

#16445488
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49657) - you deserved it (13400)

On 06/01/2011 at 12:28am - misc - by nofriends - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, I wrote in my own yearbook with different styles of handwriting so my mom would think I have friends. FML

#16445488
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49657) - you deserved it (13400)

On 06/01/2011 at 12:28am - misc - by nofriends - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, I learned that "eating someone out" didn't actually involve food. FML

#16410366
405 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16599) - you deserved it (76890)

On 05/29/2011 at 11:34pm - intimacy - by yummy - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I learned that "eating someone out" didn't actually involve food. FML

#16410366
405 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16599) - you deserved it (76890)

On 05/29/2011 at 11:34pm - intimacy - by yummy - United States (Tennessee)



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