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I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
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Happy Ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Today, I was expecting my period. To avoid the embarrassment of everyone in the office finding out, instead of putting tampons in my bag, I hid one in my bra. It fell out while I was coming back from lunch. I am now known to all as "The Tampon Dispenser". FML
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On 09/22/2011 at 9:55am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)
Today, the new office IT guy figured the best way to get the virus off my computer was to wipe my entire hard drive. He was kind enough to back my data up and restore everything from the backups. Including the virus. FML
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On 09/22/2011 at 8:06am - work - by Soopa-Genius (man) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML
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Today, I found out that the new management position I'm supposed to start in two days was delayed for a month and a half. I already quit my current job and called my boss gay. FML
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On 09/22/2011 at 1:20am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)
Today, my wife told me the main reason she married me is because I have a cool last name. FML
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On 09/21/2011 at 2:39pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I caught my wife slipping penis enlargement pills into my coffee. FML
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On 09/21/2011 at 1:20pm - intimacy - by ThisBlows (man) - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML
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On 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm - kids - by awesomekidsmum - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my girlfriend gave me a speech on me "not being manly enough". I started crying. FML
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On 09/17/2011 at 4:17am - love - by Anonymous - South Africa (Gauteng)
Today, I will be sleeping in my aunt and uncle's living room. It is 90 degrees. There is an air conditioner but if you turn it on, the raccoons living in the wall will get pissed off and try to claw through the wall. Only five more nights sweating my balls off or imagining racoons having angry sex. FML
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On 09/17/2011 at 2:56am - misc - by ironik970 - United States (Colorado)
Today, my daughter-in-law revealed to me that she caught my husband having an affair with her best friend. This was five years ago, and she is only telling me now because he stopped paying her the blackmail money to keep her mouth shut. FML
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On 09/17/2011 at 12:43am - love - by cheated (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I found out my wife and three daughters all have their period on seperate weeks. I now have no break from yelling. FML
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On 09/17/2011 at 12:39am - misc - by thedeerman (man) - United States (California)
Today, my girlfriend called me over to her house. When I knocked, no one responded to the door. I decided to check the back yard and found her sunbathing by the pool. I kneeled by her and placed my hand on her butt, kissing her neck. What I heard next, "So this is what you do with my daughter." FML
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On 09/15/2011 at 7:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my girlfriend called me over to her house. When I knocked, no one responded to the door. I decided to check the back yard and found her sunbathing by the pool. I kneeled by her and placed my hand on her butt, kissing her neck. What I heard next, "So this is what you do with my daughter." FML
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On 09/15/2011 at 7:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my girlfriend called me over to her house. When I knocked, no one responded to the door. I decided to check the back yard and found her sunbathing by the pool. I kneeled by her and placed my hand on her butt, kissing her neck. What I heard next, "So this is what you do with my daughter." FML
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On 09/15/2011 at 7:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I had my parents over at my new apartment. As I was telling them how quiet and peaceful my new place is, we could hear my neighbors talking nasty to each other before launching into a full-blown sex ordeal. FML
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On 09/15/2011 at 12:22am - intimacy - by holler - Japan (Tokyo)
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