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Today, my one-night stand decided he wanted to meet my parents. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34595) - you deserved it (12329)

On 09/25/2013 at 2:59am - love - by so_screwed - United States (California)

Today, after learning that my wife has been cheating on me, I decided to distract myself by playing The Sims. Not long after I began, my Sim's wife basically started cheating on him. FML


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On 08/02/2013 at 1:03am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I thought the public restroom I was in was empty, so I started rapping. I realized the room was not empty when, recognizing the song, the person one stall over joined in. FML


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On 05/21/2013 at 11:01am - misc - by crappingrapping - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend taking pictures of his penis in a condom. When I asked him what the hell he was doing he told me that he was making a stop-motion film called "All Dressed Up with Nowhere to go." FML


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On 02/17/2013 at 1:45am - intimacy - by Notaplacetogo (woman) - United States (California)

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