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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 18 June 1986 (29 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML


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