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Today, my obese mother-in-law took her top off at our pool party, exposing her sagging breasts. When I told her to cover herself, she lifted her breasts, turned them inwards, and squeezed them together while staring me in the eyes. She kept doing this on and off for the next two hours. FML
by Anonymous / 09/08/2013 at 2:52am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/10/2013 at 12:02am / United States (California) / Kids
Today, my hamster had babies. I came home just in time to witness her kick the mutilated bodies of her two babies out of her house, then crawl back in and go to sleep. Now my sister refuses to touch her and calls her a "baby-eating demon." FML
by Anonymous / 08/03/2013 at 1:59pm / United States (Florida) / Animals
by Msmerfner / 08/03/2013 at 4:40am / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 07/30/2013 at 2:52am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by mishyb / 07/28/2013 at 12:28am / United States (Colorado) / Animals
by nosestealer / 07/07/2013 at 5:57pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
Today, my husband and I were at the mall, and decided to have a snack at the food court. As we ate, an obese woman squeezed past our table, butt facing us. Just when her ass-cheeks slid past our heads, she let out a horrific fart that my father would be proud of. FML
by whipplewhip / 06/30/2013 at 12:21am / United States / Miscellaneous
by VictoriaLeavitt / 06/24/2013 at 8:35pm / United States (Nevada) / Kids
by Gurl / 09/07/2012 at 6:32pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Miscellaneous
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