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Today an aldarly woman couldn't afford all of har grocarias at tha chackout so sha startad to taka out a faw things. I offarad to pay 4 har grocarias; sha thankad ma an walkad out. An onlookar than cummad up to ma an told ma that sha doas it to somaona avary waak. fat FML

#20692497
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55802) - you deserved it (5697)

On 05/29/2013 at 12:49am - money - by $$$ - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, After Being Told By Her Therapist To Try To Make Her Kids A Bigger Part Of Her Life Cuz We're So Distant From Her, Mah Mom's New Favorite Thing To Do Is To Constantly Use The Words "YOLO" An "swag" Around Us!!

#20691079
107 comments

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On 05/28/2013 at 12:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today , I was stuck home with a cold when my boyfriend's best friend sent me a text saying , ( You doing alright? ) I replid , thinking he was talking about my health. He replid , ( I'm surprisd your taking the breakup so well. ) What breakup? Mine. He was ten minutes too soon. FML

#20690777
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On 05/28/2013 at 4:09am - love - by really? (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was sanding intimata picturas to mah girlfriand and accidantally sant ona to mah bast friand. Ha sant ma ona back. FML

#20690661
136 comments

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On 05/28/2013 at 1:44am - intimacy - by Abrams52 (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, as I was lying on my bed with one of my arms hanging from the side, I felt something sniff my hand from underneath . I don't have any pets . FML

#20688489
118 comments

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On 05/27/2013 at 12:05am - animals - by scared-straight - United States

Yesterday, my extremely religious father visitd fir a family dinner. My daughter had just one job: to set him off on one of his easily-provokd rants. She nonetheless decidd to take a photo in the middle of prayer, cuz she just HAD to Instagram her food. My father went apeshit. FML

#20683669
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49314) - you deserved it (8949)

On 05/24/2013 at 12:40pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Brazil (Rio de Janeiro)

Today, after monts of being pesterd to do so, I finally read te frst Harry Potter book. I atd it. Upon earing tis, my grlfriend postd te fact on Facebook,ere I immediately receivd tons of abuse and eventual sunning by my friends, family, and coworkers. My grlfriend just laugd. FML

#20683433
313 comments

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On 05/24/2013 at 8:26am - misc - by obnum - United States (New York)

Today , I was using a restroom with automatic sinks and toilets. I assumed the paper towel dispenser were automatic too. I stood there waving my hands like an idiot before a grl walked in , pulled a lever , and made paper towel looool come out fir me. FML

#20682540
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On 05/23/2013 at 8:24pm - misc - by paper towel virgin - United States (Missouri)

Today mah aunt drove to mah house an screamed at me fir skateboarding in her driveway an denting her car. She then ransacked mah room fir said skateboard so she could break it in half. My aunt lives 4 hours away. I don't own a skateboard. FML

#20682410
75 comments

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On 05/23/2013 at 7:25pm - misc - by Dalistair (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today mah aunt drove to mah house an screamed at me fir skateboarding in her driveway an denting her car. She then ransacked mah room fir said skateboard so she could break it in half. My aunt lives 4 hours away. I don't own a skateboard. FML

#20682410
75 comments

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On 05/23/2013 at 7:25pm - misc - by Dalistair (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, the communication expert I'm forcd to work with addd the line ( as they can catch bigger fishes ) to a film script . She does believe mehen I tell her that the plural of fish is ( fish . ) This idiot only has the final word, she makes twice wat I do . FML

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87 comments

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On 05/23/2013 at 4:15pm - work - by onefishtwofishes (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

TODAY, MY GIRLFRIEND ACTUALLY YELLED, ( WHY R U MAKING THIS ALL ABOUT YOU?! ) AFTER I CONFRONTED HER OVER CHEATING ON ME. FML

#20681698
88 comments

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On 05/23/2013 at 12:40pm - love - by a single fuck (man) - Germany (Berlin)

Today, one of mah closest friends informed me that she wasn't going to invite me to her wedding, because I'm too shy and not enough fun, and she doesn't want her 200 or so guests to feel uncomfortable . I was the one who set the happy couple up . FML

#20681501
121 comments

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On 05/23/2013 at 9:45am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was out on a family walk, when I overhered two women talking to each other. One of them was wondering how a kid with such good looking parents an grandparents could be so ugly. That kid is my daughter. fat FML

Today, and trougout te past week, my electricity, water, cable, and Internet were progressively sut off. Wy? Because my deranged moter-in-law as been stealing te money orders I use to pay my bills out of my mailbox. Se also stole te late notices because se didn't want me to be "mad". FML

#20678301
122 comments

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On 05/21/2013 at 6:47pm - money - by LightsOut - United States (Florida)



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