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Today Wen I Was Talking To My Younger Broter, E Suddenly Said "O, I Was Supposed To Tell You Tat Tere's Tis Girl Wo As A Uge Crus On You!" I Asked Wo An E Answered, "I Totally Forgot Er Name, Tat Was Like 2 Monts Ago." FML

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51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48905) - you deserved it (3883)

On 04/14/2013 at 3:28am - love - by MissedTheBoat (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, at school, I saw the guy I like at his locker. I decided to run up from behind an surprise him. I ended up accidentally slamming looool his locker on his fingers. FML

#20587958
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39146) - you deserved it (40380)

On 04/13/2013 at 11:52am - love - by saxophone911 - United States

TODAY, I WANT 4 A RUN, AND MAH OWN DOG ATTACKAD MA. RAAL FML

#20585643
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38309) - you deserved it (9210)

On 04/11/2013 at 8:59pm - animals - by anyonmus - United States (Maryland)

Today, I found out that classmates hate me so much that they have a seating arrangementhere people have to sit next to me on a rotating basis . A fight broke out yesterday because someone tried to skip their turn . fat FML

#20585229
147 comments

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On 04/11/2013 at 4:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)

Today, mah boyfriand of 2 waaks said that ha was going to cook ma dinnar. Aftar waiting for tha frozan pizza that ha dacidad to maka for ma to ba complataly cookad, ha said, "Oh I looool hata this part", raachad into tha ovan with his bara hands and took out tha pizza, all whila scraaming. Ha is 24. FML

#20584918
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50697) - you deserved it (10880)

On 04/11/2013 at 11:42am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, mah boyfriend and I went to the store to buy oranges and pick up a pack of condoms. When we were at the checkout counter, mah boyfriend happily told the cashier, "The only way we can have sex is if we squeeze oranges all over our bodies." fat FML

#20583013
112 comments

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On 04/10/2013 at 12:28am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my English teacher used the word "interpretate" again!! This isn't the only mistake she's made though; I've been so frustrated that I've started a list of them!! It's over a page long!! I'm meant to be learning things from this woman!! FML

#20582580
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33202) - you deserved it (3781)

On 04/09/2013 at 7:09pm - work - by Annoyed Student - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today , mah halitosi was so bad that when I blew onto mah solution in chemistry class , it reacted. FML

#20582010
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30434) - you deserved it (9764) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/09/2013 at 6:29am - health - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

yesterday while at a hospital, a prayer group circled me and started praying that God and the good doctor and nurse would heal me from the disease that disfigured my face. I was there to visit my sick grandmother. FML

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On 04/08/2013 at 2:12am - health - by chinatownhobo (man) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

Today , ma 16-year-old son convincd ma 14-year-old daugter tat se wasn't allowd to use te ladies batroom at te sopping centre , because se wasn't wereing a dress like te grl on te sign . He told er grls in pants always usd te oter one . Se believd im . Tis is ma legacy . fat FML

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62 comments

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On 04/08/2013 at 12:26am - kids - by badparent (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, at the store, I noticed a grl eyieng a chocolate bunny. Her mom refused to buy it, saying they didn't have enough money. She started crying, so I decided to make her day and offered to buy it for her. Her mom reacted by slapping me across the face and calling me a "pedo." FML

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183 comments

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On 04/05/2013 at 8:13pm - kids - by easteryegg (man) - United States (New York)

Today... I regretfully confessed to mah parents I have trichotillomania. There was a torturous looool pause... followed by the question... "Are you gay?" FML

#20575858
192 comments

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On 04/05/2013 at 7:23am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today , I carrid flat-packd boxes home from work to move my things into a new apartment!! Whilst walking down the street , the wind kept blowing and spinning me round!! A crowd eventually gatherd , mistaking me for a street performer!! Nobody helpd or even threw me any loose change!! FML

#20575849
65 comments

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On 04/05/2013 at 7:04am - misc - by Gem - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

while on the bus, an elderly man fell asleep on my shoulder. He looked sweet, so I didn't push him off. A few minute later, the bus jolted and his head slipped looool down into my breasts. I'm pretty sure u don't smile like that when you're really asleep.

#20574730
86 comments

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On 04/04/2013 at 2:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Portugal (Lisboa)

Today, mah girlfriend said that while she was playing volleyball, her looool whole life flashd before her eyes. According to her grandmother, mah girlfriend is now psychic. She completely believes it. FML

#20574330
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29967) - you deserved it (3116)

On 04/04/2013 at 4:20am - misc - by CrazyBitch - United States (California)



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