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About ktwynn : I love Harry Potter, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, and just about anything by John Green.
I'm not a perfect person, I'm not the most gorgeous girl out there by any means, and I don't have that many friends, but I like it that way!
I used to care what people thought of me, but after several lessons learned, I don't anymore.
I am currently fighting a battle with severe OCD and have overcome a lot but still have very far to go. We all have our little things and that's mine, so I refuse to let it make me any different than anyone else.
Oh, and owls are cool.
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Today, a friend informed me that my dog's name means "penis" in Greek. I live in a predominantly Greek neighbourhood, and apparently I've been screaming for "dong" every evening for the past 3 years. No wonder they don't talk to me much. FML
Today, in art class, our instructor called me up to the front to model for a drawing. I agreed to pose because it was nice to be called on, and I needed a self-esteem boost. He then thanked me, saying it's a great exercise for the class to draw such strange proportions. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML
Friday 27 March 2015