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  • Number of visits : 398
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About ktwynn : I love Harry Potter, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, and just about anything by John Green.

I'm not a perfect person, I'm not the most gorgeous girl out there by any means, and I don't have that many friends, but I like it that way!

I used to care what people thought of me, but after several lessons learned, I don't anymore.

I am currently fighting a battle with severe OCD and have overcome a lot but still have very far to go. We all have our little things and that's mine, so I refuse to let it make me any different than anyone else.

Oh, and owls are cool.

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ktwynn's favorite FMLs

Today, a friend informed me that my dog's name means "penis" in Greek. I live in a predominantly Greek neighbourhood, and apparently I've been screaming for "dong" every evening for the past 3 years. No wonder they don't talk to me much. FML

by Dog_Lover / 12/18/2012 at 10:30am / Canada (Quebec) / Miscellaneous

Today, in art class, our instructor called me up to the front to model for a drawing. I agreed to pose because it was nice to be called on, and I needed a self-esteem boost. He then thanked me, saying it's a great exercise for the class to draw such strange proportions. FML

by Anonymous / 12/12/2012 at 3:48pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML

by Anonymous / 07/13/2011 at 1:02am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy