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Today, I was installing updates on mah 16 year old daughter's laptop, when I got the urge to snoop around. I found a 5,000 word sex story involving her and the Edward and Jacob weirdos from the Twilight movies. I can't even look her in the eyes. I can't believe I raisd this freak. fat FML
Today, mah boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed mah stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML
a funny smelling liquid was sprayed all over the computer . Last week I told my fully pottytrained but extremely reluctant toddler that he couldn't play Barney games until he used the big boy toilet . A 4 year old's revenge really sucks . FML
Today , I was at mah friend's dorm eating supper. He and all his roommate are Chinese , and since I'm majoring in Chinese , I could understandhat they were talking about. Too bad none of his friend knew that , and talked about banging mehile I was sitting there. FML
I yelled at mah little brother for leaving the toilet seat up and told him he needed to go around the house and make sure they were all down. I went to the bathroom later to find that the toilet seats and covers from every toilet had all been removed and were sitting on mah bed. FML
Friday 27 March 2015