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About kthsdm : Chronically sleep deprived coffee junkie who watches life ebb past him through his blood shot eyes as he burns the midnight oil, poring over 'Bailey and Love' in lieu of never-ending torrent of tests and exams.
It’s in the can
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Back from a party
An FML submitted on a Saturday morning between 5 and 6am can't be a good FML.
Why am I up so early?
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.
Today, during my first day as a medical intern in a new ward, I was performing a rectal exam. My supervisor thought it would be funny to burst into the room and scream, "Who are you?! You don't even work here, you pervert!" FML
Today, I took my new girlfriend to meet my grandmother. We were drinking coffee when my gran leaned to one side and let out a huge fart. Proud of herself, she added, "That one didn't pay his rent on time!" Coffee came out of my girlfriend's nose. FML
Monday 1 September 2014