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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 November 1984 (31 years)
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Today, I was in a training about the newest changes in CPR. The trainer was discussing chest compression techniques and said she prefers "good, fast, hard pumping." I was the only one who snickered out loud, drawing several annoyed looks from the other trainees. I'm a 45-year-old doctor. FML


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On 07/25/2013 at 11:15pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was in a restroom, reading this site, when another gentleman walked in. He washed his hands, dried them, nodded at me, then left. It wouldn't ordinarily be so weird, except I was in a one-person restroom. FML


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On 07/15/2013 at 3:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, my stalker ex girlfriend turned up at my wedding, uninvited, wearing a wedding dress. FML


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On 05/11/2013 at 2:25am - love - by tdrtnlz - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, while walking to my car after work, I witnessed some moron who was texting while riding her bike running right into my parked car, resulting in a broken side mirror, a damaged windshield, two dents, and for her, a broken phone and nose. She's threatening to sue me for damages. FML


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On 04/08/2013 at 6:04pm - misc - by Anon (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, it was raining heavily so I wore my black poncho as I walked to work. On the way there I noticed an old and seemingly homeless man following me. I turned around to confront him. He picked up a stick and screamed "Expecto Patronum!" Apparently I look like a dementor. FML


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On 03/24/2013 at 8:23pm - misc - by Anna L. - United States (Texas)

Today, I sent my girlfriend a text saying, "Your the best girlfriend any man could have, and I think I may be in love with you." Ten minutes later, she responded with, "*you're". FML


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