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ksktwin84
  • Town/Country : Sandwich
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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 November 1984 (28 years)
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  • Number of comments : 7
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Today, my stalker ex girlfriend turned up at my wedding, uninvited, wearing a wedding dress. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (69297) - you deserved it (4195)

On 05/11/2013 at 2:25am - love - by tdrtnlz - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, while walking to my car after work, I witnessed some moron who was texting while riding her bike running right into my parked car, resulting in a broken side mirror, a damaged windshield, two dents, and for her, a broken phone and nose. She's threatening to sue me for damages. FML

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On 04/08/2013 at 6:04pm - misc - by Anon (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, it was raining heavily so I wore my black poncho as I walked to work. On the way there I noticed an old and seemingly homeless man following me. I turned around to confront him. He picked up a stick and screamed "Expecto Patronum!" Apparently I look like a dementor. FML

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On 03/24/2013 at 8:23pm - misc - by Anna L. - United States (Texas)

Today, I sent my girlfriend a text saying, "Your the best girlfriend any man could have, and I think I may be in love with you." Ten minutes later, she responded with, "*you're". FML

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On 03/04/2013 at 12:01am - love - by DEATHBYEX1LE - Australia

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