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krystlecline

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 17 March 1987 (29 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 102
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About krystlecline : Professional massage therapist
Medical assistant
Caring, sweet, athletic, poetic, and adventurous

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Today, due to plumbing issues, I had to choose between a goosebump-inducing cold or skin-blistering hot shower. This is the 7th day in a row. My husband says it shouldn't be more than another week before he "gets it figured out". FML

by Anonymous / 03/03/2013 at 12:15am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend and I were looking at engagement rings. When the store owner asked about our budget, my boyfriend said with a straight face, "Nothing too expensive, I have a big penis so I don't have to overcompensate by buying a big diamond." FML

by NewlyDread / 02/05/2013 at 9:31pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love