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krystlecline
  • Town/Country : Donald Oregon, usa
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 17 March 1987 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 13
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About krystlecline : Professional massage therapist
Medical assistant
Caring, sweet, athletic, poetic, and adventurous

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Today, due to plumbing issues, I had to choose between a goosebump-inducing cold or skin-blistering hot shower. This is the 7th day in a row. My husband says it shouldn't be more than another week before he "gets it figured out". FML

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On 03/03/2013 at 12:15am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I were looking at engagement rings. When the store owner asked about our budget, my boyfriend said with a straight face, "Nothing too expensive, I have a big penis so I don't have to overcompensate by buying a big diamond." FML

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On 02/05/2013 at 9:31pm - love - by NewlyDread (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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