This member hasn't filled in their description.
krystal1609's FML badges
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
krystal1609's favorite FMLs
Today, I was following my dad while texting, not really watching where we're going. Suddenly, he ran ahead and I looked up to see what he was doing. We were in the men's bathroom. There were 3 guys at the urinals. I'm a 15 year old girl. FML
by iTerrify / 09/03/2009 at 7:14pm / Canada (New Brunswick) / Miscellaneous
Today, my mom drove me to football practice. On the way she told me that she thought I was gay and that my friend was my lover. After 15 agonizing minutes of this, we get to my practice only to be greeted by my shirtless friend wearing a pink bandana saying "Man, you hit me hard last night." FML
by Anonymous / 08/10/2009 at 3:10am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, while reading some chemistry notes I came across the term "solid water". Completely stumped, I asked myself, "What the hell is solid water?" Then I heard my little cousin say "ice." I'm a 4th year science major in university. He still checks the closet for monsters. FML
by uneek14 / 06/23/2009 at 10:19am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
Today, I wanted to use my gift card for a liquor store. I went to pay the cashier, who said he needed to see my license. I gave it to him as well as my gift card. After paying, he asked me if I wanted him to cut it up, since the card was now worth $0. I said yes. He cut the wrong card. FML
by bryans_fresh / 06/12/2009 at 7:35pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by superman_not / 06/10/2009 at 11:46am / United Kingdom (Perth and Kinross) / Miscellaneous
by LALALALA / 05/29/2009 at 5:08pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, I wanted revenge on the rabbit who ate my garden's plants. When he returned, he was standing next to my brand new above-ground swimming pool. I pull out my 22. rifle and shot at it, but the bullet missed and popped a hole in my pool. 15,000 gallons of water flooded my basement. FML
by Jerrrr / 05/26/2009 at 8:22pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/02/2009 at 7:12pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
by Dr. Virgin / 02/24/2009 at 1:16pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
- Today, I completely forgot I was on my period. I had worked an 11 hour shift; was exhausted and I… Today, I found out my boyfriend broke up with me via Facebook relationship status. We live together. Today I went to the shops, commando. And old lady started to sing "Swing Low, Sweet Chariot" to me.…