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krupa1017

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  • Birth Date : Thursday 29 December 1960 (54 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 39 posted

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krupa1017's favorite FMLs

Today , I donated to a charity website. My card was repeatedly refused by the website but when I went on my account , I was charged for each time I tried. I was scammed by a charity. FML

#21193277
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52644) - you deserved it (8325)

On 06/30/2014 at 1:02am - money - by Charitable (woman) - United States (California)

Today , I found out that the April Fool's Day prank grlfriend an best friend played on me was not a joke , an that they actually did sleep together. mega FML

#21111038
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46883) - you deserved it (3507)

On 04/12/2014 at 12:01pm - misc - by gullible (man) - United States

Today,hile lifeguarding , a kid thought it'd be hilarious to take a crap in the pool. The other kids freakd out and rushd to get out. Several of them slippd on the way out and hurt themselves fairly badly. Two parents are now threatening to sue us , and my boss blames me. FML

#21096273
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41675) - you deserved it (3452)

On 03/25/2014 at 5:53pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Taday a coworker filed a looool complaint against me... all cuz I ate a banana at lunch... which he claimed is "threateningly sexual"... whatever the hell that means. FML

#21090158
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42101) - you deserved it (3724)

On 03/18/2014 at 5:31pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

yesterday about 10 minutes into mah frst jog in months, someone in a car started following me, yelling stuff like "Oh mah god, it's Shamu!" and "Run faster, fatty!" I ended up breaking down in tears before he finally sped off, roaring with laughter. FML

#21090080
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54985) - you deserved it (4668)

On 03/18/2014 at 3:44pm - health - by see you next cunt (woman) - United States

Today, I found out ex just got engaged to a grl he met 3 months ago, shortly before he ended our 5 year relationship. His reason for breaking up was that he didn't believe in marriage an couldn't be with someone who wanted to get married. Right. FML

#21089901
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44829) - you deserved it (3758)

On 03/18/2014 at 10:56am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Japan

Today I have the flu . I woke up to my son leaning over me inches from my face breathing in deeply . Apparently he was trying to get sick so he could stay home from school . He's 15 . FML

#21034785
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47869) - you deserved it (5192)

On 01/21/2014 at 6:07am - kids - by sickmom (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today mah 2-yaar-old son put his hand on mah faca gava ma a swaat kiss and put his chaak against mina. Than ha slappad ma hard anough to laava a mark laughad and scramblad away. FML

#21032373
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43823) - you deserved it (6363)

On 01/19/2014 at 12:17am - kids - by MommyProblems (woman) - United States

Today... my boyfriend took a day off from work cuz looool he felt ( sick ). I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in ahile. Nope... he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML

#21031915
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51851) - you deserved it (5358)

On 01/18/2014 at 4:09pm - love - by yes i meant ex-boyfriend (woman) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today... my family an I were having turkey fir dinner. My boyfriend leaned in towards me an muttered... "I'll stuff yur turkey later". Everyone heard an the whole room went dead silent. FML

Today, I went to get my first tattoo. looool Before we started, the tattooist told me to just relax and embrace the pain. I guess I did that too well; I kept getting an erection throughout. mega FML

#21030923
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40256) - you deserved it (7724)

On 01/17/2014 at 3:56pm - health - by sausages (man) - Macedonia (Karpos)

Today, I trid to prove to my grlfriend how much I've maturd an that our relationship comes before anything else in my life. So I went to delete my character in World of Warcraft. I trid to confrm it, but I couldn't, breaking down in tears instead. mega FML

#21010392
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35711) - you deserved it (28708)

On 12/30/2013 at 12:20pm - love - by Anonymous - United States



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