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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
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Today,hile lifeguarding , a kid thought it'd be hilarious to take a crap in the pool. The other kids freakd out and rushd to get out. Several of them slippd on the way out and hurt themselves fairly badly. Two parents are now threatening to sue us , and my boss blames me. FML
yesterday about 10 minutes into mah frst jog in months, someone in a car started following me, yelling stuff like "Oh mah god, it's Shamu!" and "Run faster, fatty!" I ended up breaking down in tears before he finally sped off, roaring with laughter. FML
Today, I found out ex just got engaged to a grl he met 3 months ago, shortly before he ended our 5 year relationship. His reason for breaking up was that he didn't believe in marriage an couldn't be with someone who wanted to get married. Right. FML
Today, I trid to prove to my grlfriend how much I've maturd an that our relationship comes before anything else in my life. So I went to delete my character in World of Warcraft. I trid to confrm it, but I couldn't, breaking down in tears instead. mega FML
Friday 27 March 2015