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Today, I spent fifteen minutes looking for my phone in my car before I realized I was using it as a flashlight. FML

#16579288
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14756) - you deserved it (56229)

On 06/09/2011 at 2:30pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I was shopping for clothes. I thought this guy was a mannequin because he was standing perfectly still. I poked him and he screamed like a girl. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14009) - you deserved it (32560)

On 06/02/2011 at 6:05am - misc - by ohcrap - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was shopping for clothes. I thought this guy was a mannequin because he was standing perfectly still. I poked him and he screamed like a girl. FML

#16464729
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14009) - you deserved it (32560)

On 06/02/2011 at 6:05am - misc - by ohcrap - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found my dog, who had been missing for over a month, at the local pound. Clearly it was my dog, she responded to her name and cried when she saw me. However, the woman there told me I could not simply take her, I had to follow through with all policies. I paid $250 to adopt my own dog. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (64803) - you deserved it (9070)

On 04/12/2009 at 1:55pm - animals - by anbrown6 - United States (North Carolina)



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