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kristinaferens
  • Town/Country : Wpg, Cnd
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 23 October 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 189
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About kristinaferens : Hey, I'm almost 20 years old. Wootwoot!

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Today, my boyfriend decided to name his penis "Jesus". For the last two hours he's been continuously asking if I "want to be touched by Jesus" or will I "let Jesus in to spread his warmth." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12080) - you deserved it (3160)

On 02/11/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by syl - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I had lunch with some important potential clients at a fancy restaurant. I really wanted to make a good impression. When the piano music stopped, I started clapping while looking around for the pianist. Apparently, it was a CD. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7182) - you deserved it (24510)

On 10/23/2009 at 1:01am - work - by E.S. (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was with my mom and my boyfriend at lunch. My phone rings and my mom excitedly says "You have friends!" As I'm about to answer it, she pulls out her phone from under the table and says "Kidding, it's just me." My boyfriend starts cracking up, and they exchange a high five. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50956) - you deserved it (5018)

On 08/02/2009 at 1:12pm - misc - by NoFriends - United States (New Hampshire)