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Today, I was on the phone with a client, when the gum I was casually chewing fell out of my mouth and down my shirt. While I was trying to dig it out, two of our newest customers walked into the lobby to see what looked like me fondling my breasts. FML
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On 02/10/2011 at 3:06pm - work - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I was on the phone with a client, when the gum I was casually chewing fell out of my mouth and down my shirt. While I was trying to dig it out, two of our newest customers walked into the lobby to see what looked like me fondling my breasts. FML
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On 02/10/2011 at 3:06pm - work - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I got slapped in the face by my girlfriend with a banana skin, because I finished up the chocolate cake. FML
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On 02/10/2011 at 11:09am - misc - by Jaws (man) - France (Alsace)
Today, to prevent a fistfight at work, I had to mediate a contested debate between two coworkers on what was evidently a very touchy subject: Which is better, the orange creamsicle or the ice cream sandwich? I was the only one to get in trouble for wasting company time. FML
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On 02/10/2011 at 12:31am - work - by geoduck - United States
Today, I toured an art museum. Our tour guide had an obvious lisp, so I tried my best not to laugh. When she asked me a question about a sculpture, I accidentally responded "Yeth ma'am". She ended the tour right there. FML
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On 02/09/2011 at 3:56pm - misc - by Sam (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by creating an account on Runescape; his favorite game. After finding him in-game, I started talking to him, not revealing who I was. After a while, I asked him if he had a girlfriend. He promptly said no and asked me for nude pics. FML
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On 02/09/2011 at 2:22pm - love - by Samyett (woman) - United States
Today, I was walking in the park with my boyfriend of 3 years. He stopped and knelt down in front of me. I started to panic, then he told me to calm down, my shoe was untied. FML
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On 02/09/2011 at 12:48pm - misc - by maddie! - United States (New York)
Today, we had to evaluate each other in class. Apparently I'm a quarrelsome, uncommitted, commanding bitch. FML
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On 02/09/2011 at 4:30am - misc - by Heretique (woman) - Norway (Finnmark)
Today, I got mugged. But luckily I had on my keyring the pepper spray that my husband had insisted I keep with me. Unlucky for me, my husband's co-worker, who borrowed my keys, emptied my pepper by spraying it on a brick wall one day when he was bored. FML
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On 02/08/2011 at 10:27pm - misc - by Username -
Today, I was working on my art portfolio. I had drawn a self-portrait. When I was satisfied, I wanted to show my parents. They thought it was a drawing of a bear. FML
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On 02/08/2011 at 7:30pm - misc - by nomoreart (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I went to get an ultrasound of my reproductive system done because I was having some abdominal pain. Everything was fine until the tech suddenly gasped and said, "Oh my God! You have two uteruses! Want me to print off a picture so you can show them off to your friends?" FML
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On 02/08/2011 at 6:29pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)
Today, my "friend" put itching powder in my cast while I was sleeping. FML
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On 02/08/2011 at 4:39pm - health - by scratchy -
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