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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 30 October 1996 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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Today, I put up an ad on Craig's List to find a best friend. I don't know what's more pathetic: looking for a best friend online, or the ad being removed almost instantly. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11055) - you deserved it (26542)

On 02/13/2011 at 4:06pm - misc - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that my friend uses pictures of me to motivate her to work out. They are accompanied by sayings such as "you don't want to turn out like this." FML

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72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28771) - you deserved it (4851)

On 11/09/2009 at 12:47am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I was talking to my mom. During the conversation she asked me, "Does he take his leg off when you guys are having sex?" Referring to the guy I've been seeing who has a prosthetic leg. My dad then asked, "Does he beat you with it too if you've been naughty?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (231652) - you deserved it (30921)

On 03/04/2009 at 6:07pm - intimacy - by Girl123999 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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