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Town/Country : Fayetteville, USA
Title : Miss
Birth Date : Wednesday 20 April 1994 (17 years)
Number of visits : 44221
Number of comments : 46
Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About krankypoptart : Hahah, im Achsah.

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Today, I went on a blind date a girl from work had set me up with. Apparently my co-worker thinks I'm gay. FML

I agree, your life sucks (37554) - you deserved it (2865)

On 06/28/2009 at 12:51am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I got a call saying that my son was chasing all the girls in the class with his "Sword of Death", otherwise known as my dildo. FML

I agree, your life sucks (68938) - you deserved it (32609)

On 05/21/2009 at 3:18pm - intimacy - by a (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I was talking to this guy that I like a lot and I think he likes me back. When he told me I was beautiful I laughed so hard that I farted. Loudly. FML

I agree, your life sucks (42154) - you deserved it (16200)

On 05/21/2009 at 3:13pm - love - by ECullen (woman) - United States (Florida)

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