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Today, I found out that my 43 year old wife has been having a cyber relationship with a 14 year old kid on Halo. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40380) - you deserved it (3964)

On 10/25/2010 at 12:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while I was substitute teaching a middle school class, a boy, named Chris, refused to get in the boy's line for the bathroom. After I had said, "Chris, what makes you think you're a girl?" in a very loud voice, one of the other students said "She is a girl." I've scarred a child for life. FML

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On 10/24/2010 at 1:26am - kids - by badteacher (woman) - United States (California)



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